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All ten seasons of Smallville will be on Hulu starting Saturday, October 1st, this will be the first time ever the series has been available to stream. Check out the video for a quick peek.

Smallville, which starred Tom Welling as a young Clark Kent before he became Superman, ran from 2001 to 2011. Its first five seasons aired on The WB before that network merged with UPN to create The CW, where the series finished out its ten-season run over five additional seasons.

While Netflix has become the streaming home for most CW series in recent years, the deal between the two companies was struck after Smallville ended, allowing Hulu to secure the streaming rights for the series from Warner Bros, who produced and own Smallville.

For more info on Smallville, check out our Smallville Section which has media, season guides and more.

In the meantime, Superman will be returning to TV next month during Supergirl: Season 2. The CW released a trailer earlier today showing the Super duo teaming up for the first time, check it out below.

 

Batman return of the Caped Crusaders

Batman return of the Caped Crusaders

For the better part of this year (2016), Adam West and Burt Ward had been telling fans of the 1960s hit TV series Batman about an upcoming project they have been working on. Rumors abounded as to what it could be, and people guessed anything from cameo appearances to a new television series.

Last week the news hit that the original Batman and Robin (Dynamic Duo) would team up once more for an animated film, also involving Julie Newmar as Catwoman. We now have the official trailer to give us insight into the exciting new project.

The trailer starts off with a regrouping of the Caped Crusader’s most famous villains: the Riddler, the Joker, Penguin and Catwoman. Batman and Robin team up to stop them, chasing them around in the Batmobile before stumbling into trouble.

Earlier this year, West promised the film would be the Batman and Robin we remember from the 1960s TV series.

Based on the trailer, he wasn’t lying. The film looks like it has the same camp as the show, complete with punchy title cards and comically unnecessary labels. 

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusader will be available on Digital HD format October 11 and Blu-Ray Combo Pack November 1 2016. 

 

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The green breaks your bonds with anyone you’ve ever loved. It’s like everyone you had any connection to dies on you all at once. The more damaged and antisocial you are, the better a candidate. Guess I checked the right boxes. Like you.

Sabine


 

Detonation collar. If any of us gives the order, your head goes boom. How’s that for sudden brain death?

Dutch

Dutch: We finally have a Level Six right where we want them.
Johnny: In the bag. No? Too much?


Dutch: So the cure for Sixes is banging D’av?
Johnny: Yeah, well as much as I would like to claim that one for clan Jaqobis… No.


Dutch: It’s Sabine.
Johnny: Yeah.
Dutch: It’s Sabine in a bag.
Johnny: Yes.
Dutch: Johnny, why did you bring me Sabine in a bag?
Johnny: Not a lot of better options.
Dutch: Oh I think when you’re in girl in bag territory you skipped way the hells past better choices. What is going on?
D’avin: She’s a Six.


Johnny: You know what? This is none of your business Bell. I can take a solitary warrant if I want to. I don’t have to explain myself to you.
Bellus: You’re right. As you were. Hey, whatever you’re up to. They deserve better from you.


Turin: I gotta go dark for a while. Clean house. You and your team are on your own.
Dutch: You’re taking Sabine then, right?
Turin: Can’t do it. Her people will probably send the Black Root for her here.
Dutch: Khlyen mentioned them. What are they?
Turin: They’re like a secret police of the Sixes. Keep their people in line.


D’avin: I let Sabine go. I know you’re not gonna agree…
Dutch: Stop. I can’t hear you over the knife in my back.
D’avin: Dutch.
D’avin: She’s Black Root. She’s not some Level Six guardian angel with boobs, or whatever the hells you thought she was.. Khlyen didn’t send her to watch us. She was using us to find Khlyen.


Dutch: Hey Betty Beheady, what is this?
Sabine: We call it a dreadnought. It’s an execution stick for Sixes.


Remember not everyone has a happy ending. So be happy when you can.

Romwell

Dutch: Of course you’ve got the plasma, you’re a Level Six!
Romwell: Those troublemakers the RAC sends around the J? Please.


Pawter: So everything’s good then?
Johnny: Never better. Why?
Pawter: Because you’re lying to D’av and Dutch… and going rogue against the Company.
Johnny: Oh, that.
Pawter: That.
Johnny: Once we bring the wall down they’ll understand. It’ll all be worth it.


My tutor didn’t just teach me that song. He taught me to kill. I killed for years. He let me believe that my wedding would be the end of it. When I was married, I’d be free. That’s what I was trading for. Every time I poisoned someone or cut their throat… Freedom. On the day of my wedding he told me this was an instrument of murder. With my husband his target. He stole back my freedom, and no one will ever steal that from me again.

Dutch

Johnny: I think that’s how the plasma works. It adapts to whatever organism it encounters. It bonds into something new.
D’avin: Is that what they were trying to do to me on Arkyn? Get it to bond?
Johnny: Yeah and when it bonds, it changes.


Pawter: So everything’s good then?
Johnny: Never better. Why?
Pawter: Because you’re lying to D’av and Dutch… and going rogue against the Company.
Johnny: Oh, that.
Pawter: That.
Johnny: Once we bring the wall down they’ll understand. It’ll all be worth it.


D’avin: Is that Lucy?
Johnny: Ah, sort of a stripped down version. More like an app.
Lucy: I don’t have all my logic and database functions, but I seem to have opposable thumbs.
Johnny: It is extremely weird hearing your voice coming out of that bot.


Dutch: Khlyen said the plasma is key. We need to find out what it does to people. What it is. Any idea where we can find some?
D’avin: There is one possibility, but Johnny’s not gonna like it.


Lucy: Will you kiss me, John?
Johnny: What? Why?
Lucy: If you die that may be my only chance to gather that sensory input.
Johnny: That’s not a good reason.
Lucy: This may be your only chance to kiss a robot.
D’avin: Oh buddy, no.


Look here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re going to get the order of exile rescinded and then I am going to take you to this little place on Leith to celebrate.

Johnny


 

Marris Jaqobis, we need to talk about your son D’avin.

        Khlyen

Pawter: You know, most parents would be proud to have a doctor in the family.
Adaline: Most families aren’t The Nine, and those who are have a duty to do more than treat tummy aches.


Dutch: How are you even here?
Khlyen: The plasma acts as a conduit between connected minds. Among other things.


Hank: Ah, we have a ritual for leaving.
Johnny: Yeah but I’m not from Qresh, so I don’t give a shit.


Dutch: I took your advice, I’m not bugging him while he’s on his escort with princess pouty.
D’avin: Good for you.
Dutch: I don’t see why he’s so wrapped up in Pawter.
D’avin: Have you met boobs?
Dutch: Shut up. Johnny’s not like that.
D’avin: Have you met Johnny?


 Pawter: There used to be a family of four in this picture.
 Johnny: Points for being thorough.


Dutch: I took your advice, I’m not bugging him while he’s on his escort with princess pouty.
D’avin: Good for you.
Dutch: I don’t see why he’s so wrapped up in Pawter.
D’avin: Have you met boobs?
Dutch: Shut up. Johnny’s not like that.
D’avin: Have you met Johnny?


Look here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re going to get the order of exile rescinded and then I am going to take you to this little place on Leith to celebrate.

Johnny

Hank: Ah, we have a ritual for leaving.
Johnny: Yeah but I’m not from Qresh, so I don’t give a shit.


Turin: I know where RED 17’s last transmission went.
Dutch: Definitely not interrupting. Where?
Turin: Prodigy school. Quadrant 4.
D’av: Prodigy school?
Dutch: School for gifted Westie kids.


The company’s building a cage for this entire moon. I can’t just sit by and watch. You work at the RAC. I don’t want to get you in trouble.

Pawter

John: What is it?
Pawter: DNA. Amino acids. Proteins. We found the kids Johnny. This is all that’s left of them.


Dutch: I need Johnny on his game, Pawter is just a distraction. The kind of girl who…


 

D’avin: Sleeps with her patients.
Dutch: Fuses a bomb to the chest of the most dangerous man in Westerley. She could get Johnny hurt.


Congrats Delle Seyah, your baby evil overlord takes right after you.

Johnny

Dutch: Let’s give her what she wants. Our turn to draw her out.
Delle Seyah: Are you seriously proposing to use me as bait?
Dutch: You want Chambers, step up.
Delle Seyah: We’re done here.


Dutch: I need you to help him unlock whatever is in his head, but no one can know about it.
Alvis: I’m very good at keeping confessions. Comes with the sexy robes.


Look, that’s what makes us a great team. You lead. I shoot. Johnny gives a shit.

D’avin

refinalchapter

Seems that Resident Evil: The Final Chapter will be the last installment in the Resident Evil movie series. Alice is headed back to Raccoon City to meet her maker, Dr. Alexander Isaacs (Iain Glen, Game of Thrones).

Also returning are Ali Larter as Claire Redfield and Shawn Roberts as Albert Wesker, while Ruby Rose (Orange is the New Black) joins the cast as Abigail.

The Final Chapter will pick up right where Resident Evil: Retribution left off, and watching Alice hop a motorcycle and head back into the now decimated Raccoon City while Guns and Roses plays is enough to give a guy a hard-on. But the big question, is this really the final chapter??

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter will hit theaters January 2017. Check out the trailer below:

 

Star Wars: Rogue One logo

A new trailer for “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” was revealed during last night’s Olympic Game coverage.

George Lucas (Lucas Films) upcoming film takes place before the events of “Star Wars.” It tells the story of “unlikely heroes who have united to steal plans to the dreaded Death Star,” according to a press release.

The film, which opens in theaters December 16, stars Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Ben Mendelsohn and more.

Watch the trailer below.