killjoys_quotes

 

 

The green breaks your bonds with anyone you’ve ever loved. It’s like everyone you had any connection to dies on you all at once. The more damaged and antisocial you are, the better a candidate. Guess I checked the right boxes. Like you.

Sabine


 

Detonation collar. If any of us gives the order, your head goes boom. How’s that for sudden brain death?

Dutch

Dutch: We finally have a Level Six right where we want them.
Johnny: In the bag. No? Too much?


Dutch: So the cure for Sixes is banging D’av?
Johnny: Yeah, well as much as I would like to claim that one for clan Jaqobis… No.


Dutch: It’s Sabine.
Johnny: Yeah.
Dutch: It’s Sabine in a bag.
Johnny: Yes.
Dutch: Johnny, why did you bring me Sabine in a bag?
Johnny: Not a lot of better options.
Dutch: Oh I think when you’re in girl in bag territory you skipped way the hells past better choices. What is going on?
D’avin: She’s a Six.


Johnny: You know what? This is none of your business Bell. I can take a solitary warrant if I want to. I don’t have to explain myself to you.
Bellus: You’re right. As you were. Hey, whatever you’re up to. They deserve better from you.


Turin: I gotta go dark for a while. Clean house. You and your team are on your own.
Dutch: You’re taking Sabine then, right?
Turin: Can’t do it. Her people will probably send the Black Root for her here.
Dutch: Khlyen mentioned them. What are they?
Turin: They’re like a secret police of the Sixes. Keep their people in line.


D’avin: I let Sabine go. I know you’re not gonna agree…
Dutch: Stop. I can’t hear you over the knife in my back.
D’avin: Dutch.
D’avin: She’s Black Root. She’s not some Level Six guardian angel with boobs, or whatever the hells you thought she was.. Khlyen didn’t send her to watch us. She was using us to find Khlyen.


Dutch: Hey Betty Beheady, what is this?
Sabine: We call it a dreadnought. It’s an execution stick for Sixes.


Remember not everyone has a happy ending. So be happy when you can.

Romwell

Dutch: Of course you’ve got the plasma, you’re a Level Six!
Romwell: Those troublemakers the RAC sends around the J? Please.


Pawter: So everything’s good then?
Johnny: Never better. Why?
Pawter: Because you’re lying to D’av and Dutch… and going rogue against the Company.
Johnny: Oh, that.
Pawter: That.
Johnny: Once we bring the wall down they’ll understand. It’ll all be worth it.


My tutor didn’t just teach me that song. He taught me to kill. I killed for years. He let me believe that my wedding would be the end of it. When I was married, I’d be free. That’s what I was trading for. Every time I poisoned someone or cut their throat… Freedom. On the day of my wedding he told me this was an instrument of murder. With my husband his target. He stole back my freedom, and no one will ever steal that from me again.

Dutch

Johnny: I think that’s how the plasma works. It adapts to whatever organism it encounters. It bonds into something new.
D’avin: Is that what they were trying to do to me on Arkyn? Get it to bond?
Johnny: Yeah and when it bonds, it changes.


Pawter: So everything’s good then?
Johnny: Never better. Why?
Pawter: Because you’re lying to D’av and Dutch… and going rogue against the Company.
Johnny: Oh, that.
Pawter: That.
Johnny: Once we bring the wall down they’ll understand. It’ll all be worth it.


D’avin: Is that Lucy?
Johnny: Ah, sort of a stripped down version. More like an app.
Lucy: I don’t have all my logic and database functions, but I seem to have opposable thumbs.
Johnny: It is extremely weird hearing your voice coming out of that bot.


Dutch: Khlyen said the plasma is key. We need to find out what it does to people. What it is. Any idea where we can find some?
D’avin: There is one possibility, but Johnny’s not gonna like it.


Lucy: Will you kiss me, John?
Johnny: What? Why?
Lucy: If you die that may be my only chance to gather that sensory input.
Johnny: That’s not a good reason.
Lucy: This may be your only chance to kiss a robot.
D’avin: Oh buddy, no.


Look here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re going to get the order of exile rescinded and then I am going to take you to this little place on Leith to celebrate.

Johnny


 

Marris Jaqobis, we need to talk about your son D’avin.

        Khlyen

Pawter: You know, most parents would be proud to have a doctor in the family.
Adaline: Most families aren’t The Nine, and those who are have a duty to do more than treat tummy aches.


Dutch: How are you even here?
Khlyen: The plasma acts as a conduit between connected minds. Among other things.


Hank: Ah, we have a ritual for leaving.
Johnny: Yeah but I’m not from Qresh, so I don’t give a shit.


Dutch: I took your advice, I’m not bugging him while he’s on his escort with princess pouty.
D’avin: Good for you.
Dutch: I don’t see why he’s so wrapped up in Pawter.
D’avin: Have you met boobs?
Dutch: Shut up. Johnny’s not like that.
D’avin: Have you met Johnny?


 Pawter: There used to be a family of four in this picture.
 Johnny: Points for being thorough.


Dutch: I took your advice, I’m not bugging him while he’s on his escort with princess pouty.
D’avin: Good for you.
Dutch: I don’t see why he’s so wrapped up in Pawter.
D’avin: Have you met boobs?
Dutch: Shut up. Johnny’s not like that.
D’avin: Have you met Johnny?


Look here’s what we’re gonna do. You’re going to get the order of exile rescinded and then I am going to take you to this little place on Leith to celebrate.

Johnny

Hank: Ah, we have a ritual for leaving.
Johnny: Yeah but I’m not from Qresh, so I don’t give a shit.


Turin: I know where RED 17’s last transmission went.
Dutch: Definitely not interrupting. Where?
Turin: Prodigy school. Quadrant 4.
D’av: Prodigy school?
Dutch: School for gifted Westie kids.


The company’s building a cage for this entire moon. I can’t just sit by and watch. You work at the RAC. I don’t want to get you in trouble.

Pawter

John: What is it?
Pawter: DNA. Amino acids. Proteins. We found the kids Johnny. This is all that’s left of them.


Dutch: I need Johnny on his game, Pawter is just a distraction. The kind of girl who…


 

D’avin: Sleeps with her patients.
Dutch: Fuses a bomb to the chest of the most dangerous man in Westerley. She could get Johnny hurt.


Congrats Delle Seyah, your baby evil overlord takes right after you.

Johnny

Dutch: Let’s give her what she wants. Our turn to draw her out.
Delle Seyah: Are you seriously proposing to use me as bait?
Dutch: You want Chambers, step up.
Delle Seyah: We’re done here.


Dutch: I need you to help him unlock whatever is in his head, but no one can know about it.
Alvis: I’m very good at keeping confessions. Comes with the sexy robes.


Look, that’s what makes us a great team. You lead. I shoot. Johnny gives a shit.

D’avin
Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles Quotes

Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles

 

Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles Quotes


[school behind him explodes causing his flesh to vaporize, exposing his metal endoskeleton, he walks forward and begins to strangle Sarah with the familiar Terminator hand]

Cameron: [to John] You’re safe.
Sarah Connor, John Connor: No one is ever safe.

Sarah Connor: [first lines – narrating] There are those who believe that a child in the womb shares his mother’s dreams; her love for him, her hopes for his future. Is it told to him in pictures while he sleeps inside her? Is that why he reaches for her in that first moment and cries for her touch? But what if you’d known, since he was inside you, what his life held for him; that he would be hunted; that his fate was tied to the fate of millions? That every moment of your life will be spent keeping him alive? Would he understand why you were so hard? Why you held on so tight? Would he still reach for you if the only dream you’ve ever shared with him was a nightmare?

John Connor: The cops will never find us. We’re safe.
Sarah Connor: Don’t you think that, John! Don’t you ever think that! Look at me! No one is ever safe.

Sarah Connor: Half an hour; one bag, plus the guns. I’ll make pancakes.

Sarah Connor: [narrates] Every family has rules, and we had ours. Keep you head down. Keep your eyes up. Resist the urge to be seen as important or special. Know your exits.

James Ellison: Been together long?
Charley Dixon: Six months maybe. Bit of a whirlwind.
James Ellison: You have no idea the whirlwind.

Charley Dixon: Why would she do that?
James Ellison: Well, you know, Mr. Dixon, it’s the robots. The ones from the future, the ones Skynet sent to kill her son, which makes total sense because, in the future, John’s not only her son but
[reading]
James Ellison: “the leader of the resistance, fighting artificially intelligent machines determined to annihilate the human race.” Did he strike you that way? Leader of a scrappy band of rebels? Luke Skywalker type?

James Ellison: This is just my patter, Mr. Dixon. This is just me impressing upon you that I’m not here because you lost your fiance, love of your life, and all around good-time-girl. I’m here because my boss, the United States of America, thinks Sarah Connor is a deluded, dangerous, grade-A whack-a-mole who killed a man because she believes that in the future he’ll invent a computer system that declares war on the world.

John Connor: My mom, she’s kinda uptight. Actually, she’s really uptight.

Cromartie: [after shooting up a classroom while targeting John] Class dismissed.

Cameron Phillips: [to John] Come with me if you want to live.

Sarah Connor: [to John] Next time you do what you’re trained to do. You run.

Cameron Phillips: I was sent here to protect John.
Sarah Connor: Not now. Not yet.

Sarah Connor: [to a topless Cameron] You might want to put those back in the holster.
Cameron Phillips: [grabbing her bra] Oh.

Cameron Phillips: You should have changed your alias.
Sarah Connor: Go to hell!
Cameron Phillips: They would have found you anyway. They always do.

John Connor: I’m not who they think I am; some messiah.
Sarah Connor: You don’t know that.
John Connor: I know. I can’t lead an army. Maybe that’s you, but it’ll never be me. So you’ve gotta stop it. Please!

Cameron Phillips: [to John] In the future you have many friends.

John Connor: What model are you? Are you new? You seem… different.
Cameron Phillips: I am.

Sarah Connor: I didn’t kill Miles! I didn’t do it. I would never… Miles was a hero.
Terissa Dyson: Then why are you here?
Cameron Phillips: We’re back.

Sarah Connor: We can’t keep running. I’ll lose my boy. He’ll leave me… He’ll leave me.

Cameron Phillips: When the isotope solution turns red you can fire.
Sarah Connor: Isotope. Is this nuclear?
Cameron Phillips: No, not really.

Sarah Connor: What have you done?
Cameron Phillips: You want to find Skynet? You want to stop Skynet? This is the way.
Sarah Connor: You don’t know who builds it!
Cameron Phillips: No. But we know where and we know when. We can go kill it before it’s born. You can stop running. Stay in one place. Fight.

Sarah Connor: Where are we?
Cameron Phillips: Same where, different when.

Cameron Phillips: You’re safe.
Sarah and John: [in unison] No one is ever safe.

Sarah Connor: [narrates] It is said that the death of any one person is the death of an entire world. Certainly for parents, the death of a child is no less than a holocaust. In the case of my son, these words are literally true.

Sarah Connor: [narrates] Even though we’ve traveled through time, bent the rules of nature, they will keep coming for him, keep trying to kill him. But until that day, it’s gonna be one hell of a dogfight.

Sarah Connor: Put the guns in the bag and load them… I’ll make pancakes.

Sarah Connor: A wise man once said, “Know thyself.” Easier said than done. I’ve had nine aliases, 23 jobs, spoken four languages, and spent three years in a mental hospital for speaking the truth.

 

 

Crusade Quotes

Crusade Quotes

 

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01x13 - Each Night I Dream of Home Season 1 / Episode 13: – Each Night I Dream of Home

Lt. John Matheson: You’re smiling.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: No, I’m not.
Lt. John Matheson: With respect, sir-
Capt. Matthew Gideon: It’s gas. Look, who are you going to believe, me or my face? Anyway, we should think about coming back here on our next leave. The crew could use a break. – Doctor’s orders. Life goes on!
Lt. John Matheson: Indeed it does. Indeed it does.
   
01x13 - Each Night I Dream of Home Season 1 / Episode 13: – Each Night I Dream of Home

David Williams: The only way I can… get through the blockade is if I am contaminated.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Mr. Williams, if you do this, you could be dead in less than five years.
David Williams: Captain, I could be dead tomorrow. We all die. I can’t live without her. And I’d rather live five years with her than a hundred years without her. Can’t you understand that?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Maybe someday, if I’m as lucky as you are.
   
01x13 - Each Night I Dream of Home Season 1 / Episode 13: – Each Night I Dream of Home

Capt. Matthew Gideon: I thought you were supposed to be resting comfortably.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Yea, well, I got tired of being comfortable. No, I’m fine, I’m fine.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Of course. You’re just holding up the wall in case of emergency.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Yeah, well, I thought it looked kind of weak. I try and do my part. – You’re looking a little pale there yourself, Captain.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: I just had one of those conversations that makes you want to lie down – for about a year.
   
01x13 - Each Night I Dream of Home Season 1 / Episode 13: – Each Night I Dream of Home

Capt. Matthew Gideon: It’s a strange thing, Lieutenant. If I close my eyes I can see every detail of the Earth’s surface as clearly as we’re seeing it right now. But after my father died, I tried to remember his face. But it always slipped away from me. Why is that, I wonder?
Lt. John Matheson: Maybe it’s because we can’t decide which face to remember. The face of our father when we were children, the face of our father the first time we left home, the face of our father the last time we saw him. They all blur together. We lose the details. But Earth is constant. Earth is forever.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: You’re too young to be having thoughts this old, Lieutenant.
   
01x13 - Each Night I Dream of Home Season 1 / Episode 13: – Each Night I Dream of Home

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Anything yet?
Lt. John Matheson: Negative, sir.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: They’re now two hours late. Any more word from Earth?
Lt. John Matheson: Just that we’re to wait here until contacted. Nothing more on the nature of our mission or who we are waiting for.
01x12 - Visitors from Down the Street Season 1 / Episode 12: – Visitors from Down the Street

Durkani: Sooner or later, the truth is going to come out. The truth is–
Kendarr: Out of fashion.
   
01x12 - Visitors from Down the Street Season 1 / Episode 12: – Visitors from Down the Street

Lt. John Matheson: I don’t-
Capt. Matthew Gideon: We’re not there yet. It’s right between Decks 18 and 14. – There. – Did you smell that?
Lt. John Matheson: I didn’t smell anything.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: What, you mean you didn’t smell that?
Lt. John Matheson: I don’t smell anything.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: You’re a telepath. I thought all your senses were supposed to be enhanced.
Lt. John Matheson: I don’t use my abilities unless required to by the new regulations.
   
01x12 - Visitors from Down the Street Season 1 / Episode 12: – Visitors from Down the Street

Lt. John Matheson: Showing that we can obey the new regs is all that stands between us and the creation of a new Psi-Corps. I’m not gonna be the one to mess that up.
   
01x12 - Visitors from Down the Street Season 1 / Episode 12: – Visitors from Down the Street

Lt. John Matheson: There are probably some who’ll say that by doing this, we are interfering with their culture.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Probably. Screw them. We let the truth back into the room, lieutenant, and the truth can take care of itself. – Com is yours. Jump back to hyperspace. Continue on course to the next target.
Lt. John Matheson: Aye, sir. And where will you be?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: I’m going where I can feel the wind on my face for a while.

[cut to: Capt. Gideon relaxing, enjoying a drink, and the wind]
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Paradise.
   
01x11 - The Needs of Earth Season 1 / Episode 11: – The Needs of Earth

Capt. Matthew Gideon: How did we get in the middle of this again?
Lt. John Matheson: I believe it was an act of mercy, sir.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Remind me never to do that again.
Lt. John Matheson: Aye, sir. No good deed goes unpunished.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: I’ll have that embroidered on a sampler…
   
01x11 - The Needs of Earth Season 1 / Episode 11: – The Needs of Earth

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Open.
Dr. Sarah Chambers: You sent for me, Captain?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Yes, we’re almost at the rendezvous point. I figured you’d want to be in at the meeting.
   
01x11 - The Needs of Earth Season 1 / Episode 11: – The Needs of Earth

Dr. Sarah Chambers: [on the porn that came from Eilerson’s data crystal] There’s something you don’t see every day.


Dr. Sarah Chambers: As a Doctor, I have to say that’s totally unrealistic. An alien life form like the Pak’Ma’Ra is not biologically equipped to interface with humans in that kind of…
Capt. Matthew Gideon: It’s an amazing thing, technology.
   
01x11 - The Needs of Earth Season 1 / Episode 11: – The Needs of Earth

Capt. Matthew Gideon: I may have an idea.
Dr. Sarah Chambers: I don’t think you’ve recovered from your last good idea.
   
01x11 - The Needs of Earth Season 1 / Episode 11: – The Needs of Earth

Natchok Var: [listening to music he found on a data crystal] This is yours?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Natchok Var: One of you – One of you did all this?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: By the time he was 35. When I find myself getting too smug I remind myself that when Mozart was my age he’d been dead for six years.
   
01x11 - The Needs of Earth Season 1 / Episode 11: – The Needs of Earth

Lt. John Matheson: How odd. To know everyone’s heart but my own.
   
01x11 - The Needs of Earth Season 1 / Episode 11: – The Needs of Earth

Capt. Matthew Gideon: I was thinking about what happened down on Praxis 9 and I thought I’d stop by and see if you wanted to talk about it.
Dureena Nafeel: No. Not really. – So what was on the datacrystals, more of Eilerson’s special videos?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: No. It’s – hope. At least according to Dr. Chambers. Here. – I should-
Dureena Nafeel: It was my family. They sold me into slavery to pay off their debts. Did what they had to do. It doesn’t bother me. When – When do you want that back?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: When you’re done with it.
   
01x10 - The Memory of War Season 1 / Episode 10: – The Memory of War

Galen: [After finding a glyph on some nanobots] A glyph, yes. A sign. A signal. A warning to others like us. That thing, that obscenity was made by another *Technomage!* That’s why we were all taught never to come here. They wanted to keep secret that one of us was responsible for this.
   
01x10 - The Memory of War Season 1 / Episode 10: – The Memory of War

Jane: And as the planetary quarantine enters its fourth month, mass rioting continues in India, South Africa, and parts of central America as they struggle to deal with the total collapse of their economies, the result of lost income usually generated by trade with other worlds. … In the Vatican, Pope Bernadette II led a global day of prayer and fasting. She called for churches everywhere to unite in the scientific community’s attempt to find a medical cure.
   
01x10 - The Memory of War Season 1 / Episode 10: – The Memory of War

Galen: [holding one of these probes] I want you to know that this thing just made a very large dent in my ship. Did you ever think about looking outside before you start throwing things overboard?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Maybe next time you’ll let us know when you’re coming. So what brings you here this time?
Galen: An attempt, in all probability foolish and useless, to prevent you from going down to that planet.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Galen, my people have been looking for this place since we left Earth. Now that you’re here, what could you possibly say that would change that?
Galen: Well, how about if you go down there, the odds are that none of you will return alive? – Clear me for docking. Put away the breakables. Turn on the landing lights. I’m coming in.
   
01x10 - The Memory of War Season 1 / Episode 10: – The Memory of War

Max Eilerson: [to Dureena] I’ve decided to re-define our relationship. You pretend that you can’t speak. I’ll pretend that I can’t hear. We’ll get along famously.
   
01x10 - The Memory of War Season 1 / Episode 10: – The Memory of War

Max Eilerson: Where are you going?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: To follow a friend into hell.
   
01x10 - The Memory of War Season 1 / Episode 10: – The Memory of War

Capt. Matthew Gideon: What do you recommend now?
Apocalypse Box: Do not trust.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Do not trust who?
Apocalypse Box: Galen.


Galen: Music.
   
01x10 - The Memory of War Season 1 / Episode 10: – The Memory of War

Max Eilerson: You talk like that planet is alive.
Galen: Everything is alive in its way.
   
01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

Max Eilerson: Nations rise and fall. Planets live and die. But corporations go on and on, through good times and bad, because it’s all about profit.
   
01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

Galen: When you have reached the end of the road, then you can decide whether to go to the left or to the right, to fire or to water. If you make those decisions before you have even set foot upon the road, it will take you nowhere. – Except to a bad end.
   
01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

General Miller: And it is our firm belief that Capt. Gideon is the right man for this job. His reputation–
Drazi Ambassador: We are aware of your captain’s reputation. He has taken part in more battles during peacetime than most officers face in a major war. His latest involved one of our captains, who was justifiably upset after losing everything he owned in a card game. Losing *to you*.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: He bet everything he had on a bluff. Not my fault.
   
01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

Galen: Never contradict a Technomage when he’s saving your life. Again.
   
01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

Capt. Matthew Gideon: [to Lt. Matheson] Don’t think.
Galen: Yes, quite right. If you wanted to think, you should never have joined the military in the first place.
   
01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

Galen: If I’m going to die, I’d rather do so in a room with a view.
   
01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

Galen: The answer is still no. For now.
Dureena Nafeel: Then there’s hope?
Galen: There is always hope. Only because that is the one thing no one has figured out how to kill. Yet.

 


Crusade Quotes

 

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01x09 - Racing the Night Season 1 / Episode 9: – Racing the Night

Capt. Matthew Gideon: The last choice was not a good one.
Apocalypse Box: Things change. Long time gone.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Maybe. Maybe you’re still holding back. So where to next?
   
01x08 - Appearances and Other Deceits Season 1 / Episode 8: – Appearances and Other Deceits

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Personal journal, Capt. Matthew Gideon, continuing. It’s now three days since our visitors arrived on behalf of Earthgov’s political affairs office. There’s apparently some concern with how our work here is being perceived back home. They’ve been assigned to help us. Before their tour is finished, I may have to kill them. Assuming Lt. Matheson doesn’t beat me to it.
   
01x08 - Appearances and Other Deceits Season 1 / Episode 8: – Appearances and Other Deceits

Max Eilerson: Bring me more of these… Salted. I work better with salt. – Did you know that in the 20th century they actually thought that salt was bad for you? Listen to the animals I say. The lion will sit down with the lamb to share the salt lick. – Good enough for them, good enough for me.
   
01x08 - Appearances and Other Deceits Season 1 / Episode 8: – Appearances and Other Deceits

Capt. Matthew Gideon: [viewing his new grey red-trimmed uniform in the mirror] I look like a bellhop!
   
01x08 - Appearances and Other Deceits Season 1 / Episode 8: – Appearances and Other Deceits

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Eilerson was right about all of this. I hate it when he’s right. He’ll be insufferable for days.
   
01x08 - Appearances and Other Deceits Season 1 / Episode 8: – Appearances and Other Deceits

Lt. John Matheson: Take a look at that collar.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Yeah, I see it.
Lt. John Matheson: I’m not sure I’ll be able to breathe in that thing.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Breathe when you’re off duty.
Lt. John Matheson: Yes, Sir.
   
01x08 - Appearances and Other Deceits Season 1 / Episode 8: – Appearances and Other Deceits

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Begin recording letter.
Computer: Confirmed.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Dear Mrs. Greenberg. I was your son Stuart’s commanding officer. I wanted you to know he gave his life in the pursuit of his duty. His actions saved the lives of over 300 of his fellow crewmen. I have submitted his name for a commendation. He was – He was a good man, Mrs. Greenberg. And all the commendations won’t make up for his absence at the dinner table. But you should know that he was a brave man who did what needed to be done and we all owe him our lives. My sincere condolences on your loss. And should you feel the need to talk please do not hesitate to contact me.


Capt. Matthew Gideon: Dear Mr. Arkham, your son David gave his life in the performance of his duty. I was his commanding officer.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Rolf Müller: You’re some kind of big shot, brainy guy back in school.
Max Eilerson: The term is “prodigy.” Seven letters, three syllables. I can see why it might give you problems.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Dr. Sarah Chambers: So, this is Babylon 5. It’s everything I expected. Noisy, crowded, and constantly in trouble. Still, you have to give it credit. It has lasted 10 years. Nobody back home thought it would even last a year.
Max Eilerson: Lots of things hang on longer than they should: poison ivy, measles, Babylon 5, some people.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: [has just won her bet] That’ll be 100 credits
Capt. Matthew Gideon: You cheated.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Absolutely.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: I like that.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Max Eilerson: Manners maketh man, after all.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Lorkan #3: If the leaders of our religion cannot maintain their vows in the face of temptation… then perhaps it is time to question whether or not the whole system is flawed.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Capt. Matthew Gideon: It’ll take hours to vibe this stuff off.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Oh no. I have got a real-water shower.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: You do? Real honest-to-God hot running water?
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Yea. But you’ll have to wait while it recycles.


Capt. Matthew Gideon: We don’t have to wait to recycle the water. We could, uh – we could share.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Environmentally safe.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Waste not, want not.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Absolutely.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Capt. Matthew Gideon: [a bit annoyed by Lorkan #3 ] Can I smack him? Just once?
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: [chuckling] No.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: I never get to have any fun. – Oh. Sorry! *Almost* never get to have any fun.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: Speaking of which, and I think we should before you leave – I’m still not entirely certain how things went so fast between us. It’s really not like me to, well – uh. Anyway, I mean, I don’t regret that it happened –
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Neither do I.
Capt. Elizabeth Lochley: I just don’t want you to get the wrong impression. I’m responsible for this whole place and I’m not looking to get into a relationship right now. I’m not looking to commit to anything. I just hope you understand.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Absolutely. I’m in the same situation. It’s not a problem.
   
01x07 - The Rules of the Game Season 1 / Episode 7: – The Rules of the Game

Max Eilerson: [accepting a letter] Thank you.
Cynthia Allen: I didn’t know if you had a picture of Mr. Kitty. Figured you’d like one. Cynthia.
Title Card: [closing title] In memory of Mr. Kitty, 198? to May 17, 1999, now chasing star-mice.
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Gideon: All these precautions are nice, but …
Elizabeth Lochley: “Nice?” Captain Gideon, “security” happens to be my middle name.
Gideon: Yeah, that’s all well and good, but just in case your last name is “Breach” it won’t hurt for me to double check.
Elizabeth Lochley: Double check?
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Gideon: You are the most double-talking, suspicious, second-guessing individual I have ever seen… since the last time I looked into a mirror.
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Elizabeth Lochley: Do you believe in God?
Gideon: Captain, I have five years to cure the Drakh plague. Do I believe in God? I’ll get back to you on that in five years and one day.
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Elizabeth Lochley: You know what you are?
Gideon: Ruggedly handsome?
Elizabeth Lochley: A control freak.
Gideon: Can’t I be both?
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Elizabeth Lochley: Who was your old hero?
Gideon: Truthfully? John Sheridan.
Elizabeth Lochley: John Sheridan? No kidding.
Gideon: Were you ever under him?
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Gideon: *Married*? You’re telling me some guy actually managed to land you. Got you to lower your defenses enough to commit, and then let you get away? God, he must be the biggest loser in the galaxy.
Elizabeth Lochley: Oh, major loser. They don’t come any bigger.
Gideon: Loser have a name?
Elizabeth Lochley: John Sheridan.
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Elizabeth Lochley: I need specifics, Lt. Carr. Your saying you’ve got it covered isn’t enough.
Lieutenant Carr: It’s enough, Captain, if I really do have it covered.
Elizabeth Lochley: Drawing conclusions isn’t your job, Lieutenant, it’s mine. You present me with the facts, I draw the conclusions…
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Max Eilerson: Anyway, Christ came to tell us to love one another, and the last 2,200 years, we’ve spent killing each other on how he said it? When you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy.
Dureena Nafeel: [to Trace Miller] I’m starting to agree with him, and that’s more than I can bear. Would you care to dance?
Trace Miller: Love to.
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Max Eilerson: One man’s lunatic is another man’s saint or holy martyr. In the words of T.S. Eliot, “Saint and martyr rule from the tomb.”
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Dureena Nafeel: You know, on my world, it was considered great evil to even try to presume to speak on behalf of the universe.
   
01x06 - Ruling From the Tomb Season 1 / Episode 6: – Ruling From the Tomb

Dureena Nafeel: Gods, I am drowning in testosterone.
Max Eilerson: Well, luckily for you, you’re equipped with floatation devices.
   
01x05 - Patterns of the Soul Season 1 / Episode 5: – Patterns of the Soul

Capt. Matthew Gideon: General Thompson, you don’t understand. We are minutes away from a new destination with some good leads.
General Thompson: I don’t care what you’re minutes away from. I have express permission from President Sheridan to use the Excalibur for this mission…
   
01x05 - Patterns of the Soul Season 1 / Episode 5: – Patterns of the Soul

Max Eilerson: Orion system? Theta 49? Looks incredibly dull.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: This order came directly from Earthforce.
Max Eilerson: Well, that would explain the dull part.
   
01x05 - Patterns of the Soul Season 1 / Episode 5: – Patterns of the Soul

Max Eilerson: [to Gideon] Must be difficult for you, being a career military officer, having to play the roles of jailer, ferryman, executioner. That’s where we’re different. I just do what I’m told. The corporation knows all, sees all, and tells very little. If we make a bad call, we can honestly say that we’ve acted in good conscience based on the information available. Absolution in absentia, the blessed state of being able to say, “It’s not my fault.”
   
01x05 - Patterns of the Soul Season 1 / Episode 5: – Patterns of the Soul

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Granted, I’m a bit eccentric, as captains go.
Dureena Nafeel: Yeah. You gamble.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Yeah.
Dureena Nafeel: Yeah. You cheat.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: That’s subjective.
Dureena Nafeel: You never tell anyone the whole truth.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: And who does?

 


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01x05 - Patterns of the Soul Season 1 / Episode 5: – Patterns of the Soul

Max Eilerson: [dictating] To close my report, I’d like to make one note for the record. That not all of the colonists on Theta 49 were killed in the explosion today. A detailed surface scan of the planet indicates that there is another race living there as well, suggest that the Corporation check it out one of these days.
Computer: Report complete. Ready to send.


Computer: Last entry deleted.
Max Eilerson: To close my report, we found nothing of interest on Theta 49.
   
01x04 - The Path of Sorrows Season 1 / Episode 4: – The Path of Sorrows

Galen: All roads intersect with the path of sorrows, sooner or later.
01x04 - The Path of Sorrows Season 1 / Episode 4: – The Path of Sorrows

Lt. John Matheson: You like going nowhere at 120 miles an hour?
Galen: Of course. That is man’s natural condition.
   
01x04 - The Path of Sorrows Season 1 / Episode 4: – The Path of Sorrows

Capt. Matthew Gideon: We’re all in pain, one way or another. At least, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t.
   
01x04 - The Path of Sorrows Season 1 / Episode 4: – The Path of Sorrows

Capt. Matthew Gideon: It’s easier not to want forgiveness or to expect it. You just keep trying to fix the mistake so you don’t have to ask. But you end up trying so hard to atone for one set of mistakes, you overcompensate and make new ones and then you can never break out of the cycle. You just keep going round and round. No way out. Nowhere to go.
   
01x04 - The Path of Sorrows Season 1 / Episode 4: – The Path of Sorrows

Isabelle: [dying] Listen to me, Galen, my dearest love… You must learn one day to forgive God for his decisions. I’m sure it would greatly relieve him. If there is a purpose, if there is a design, if there is a way – after I’m gone I will call to you and say your name and send you a message. And you will know I was right, as usual. Kiss me good night.
   
01x04 - The Path of Sorrows Season 1 / Episode 4: – The Path of Sorrows

Lt. John Matheson: We received a message for you a little while ago.
Galen: That’s not possible. How could anyone even know how to find me?
Lt. John Matheson: I don’t know, but the message is incomplete. It just has your name … and the word “love.” The rest of it just got lost in static.
Galen: Could you tell where it came from?
Lt. John Matheson: No. The computer said it didn’t come from any specific location.
Galen: Just out there, in general, somewhere?
Lt. John Matheson: Yes.
Galen: Not possible.
Lt. John Matheson: I know.
Isabelle: [in Galen’s memory] If there is a purpose, if there is a design, if there is a way – after I’m gone I will call to you and say your name and send you a message. And you will know I was right.
   
01x04 - The Path of Sorrows Season 1 / Episode 4: – The Path of Sorrows

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Anything yet?


Capt. Matthew Gideon: How about you?
Max Eilerson: Oh, Right. I found a way in half an hour ago. I guess I just forgot to tell you. Silly me.
   
01x03 - The Well of Forever Season 1 / Episode 3: – The Well of Forever

Galen: [about Isabelle] Every technomage knows the fourteen words that will make someone fall in love with you forever, but she only needed one.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: What word?
Galen: “Hello.”
   
01x03 - The Well of Forever Season 1 / Episode 3: – The Well of Forever

Galen: What have you done to your quarters?
Dureena Nafeel: I made it the right size. I don’t know why everybody else always makes things huge. This is the way I like it, nice and small. Have a seat.
   
01x03 - The Well of Forever Season 1 / Episode 3: – The Well of Forever

Galen: Do you think I’m hiding things from you?
Dureena Nafeel: Gideon says we all have things to hide.
Galen: Does he? How unfortunate. I was hoping he’d come farther than that. Not that it isn’t true, of course. It’s just that one simply doesn’t have to say it.
   
01x03 - The Well of Forever Season 1 / Episode 3: – The Well of Forever

Max Eilerson: I think it’s safe to say that we’re not being consumed, but it’s certainly an odd, chewing rhythm.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: If it’s not eating us, what’s it doing? – No it’s not! It’s mating with us?
Galen: Well it’s not exactly the first contact situation that I’d have envisioned, but-
   
01x03 - The Well of Forever Season 1 / Episode 3: – The Well of Forever

Capt. Matthew Gideon: [to Galen] I didn’t ask how you screwed me, I asked why.
   
01x03 - The Well of Forever Season 1 / Episode 3: – The Well of Forever

Lt. John Matheson: Sir, before you go into your meeting, I wanted to let you know that Mr. Jones is here from the Bureau of Telepath Integration.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: The same Mr. Jones from six months ago? He gets around, doesn’t he?
Lt. John Matheson: They’re all called Mr Jones. It’s their way of making the examination less personal.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: How could it not be personal? He crawls inside your head and roots around for dirt.
Lt. John Matheson: But only one telepath can watchdog another. It’s like Internal Affairs of a police force…
   
01x03 - The Well of Forever Season 1 / Episode 3: – The Well of Forever

Dureena Nafeel: But what about your question, Galen? Did you find your answer to “why”?
Galen: That one – may take a little longer.
   
01x02 - The Long Road Season 1 / Episode 2: – The Long Road

Capt. Matthew Gideon: You know something about this, don’t you?
Galen: Perhaps. And if I’m right, it’s definitely something you should see.
Capt. Matthew Gideon: And if you’re wrong?
Galen: Oh, that hardly seems likely, does it?
   
01x02 - The Long Road Season 1 / Episode 2: – The Long Road

Galen: If we’re planning to appeal to the better angels of their nature we better have a backup plan in case reason is not sufficient to the cause.
   
01x02 - The Long Road Season 1 / Episode 2: – The Long Road

Worker #2: It’s here again.
Worker #1: It can’t be.
Worker #2: I am telling you, man, it is out there. I just saw it with my own eyes. – Get on the link. Tell them it’s back. Tell them to send troops, ships, anybody with a gun. We need help!
   
01x02 - The Long Road Season 1 / Episode 2: – The Long Road

Capt. Matthew Gideon: Once the mission’s over, you could come back here, have yourself a home.
Galen: I have a home.
   
01x01 - War Zone Season 1 / Episode 1: – War Zone

Jane: The alien forces that attacked Earth struck without reason or provocation. Although they were driven back by our forces, on their way out, they left behind a biogenetically engineered virus that has completely penetrated the atmosphere. As a result, Earth has been quarantined. Repeat: Earth has been quarantined.
   
01x01 - War Zone Season 1 / Episode 1: – War Zone

Capt. Matthew Gideon: I’ll do whatever’s necessary. If that means turning the entire galaxy upside down and shaking its pockets to see what falls out, then that’s what I’ll do. I’m not subtle. I’m not pretty, and I’ll piss off a lot of people along the way. But I’ll get the job done.
   
01x01 - War Zone Season 1 / Episode 1: – War Zone

Trace Miller: I’ve got plans for the weekend and being dead ain’t part of ’em.
   
01x01 - War Zone Season 1 / Episode 1: – War Zone

Dureena Nafeel: Yes, I’m a thief, and a damned good one. Need to get inside something? Get out? Tunnel under? Go around? Go through? I’m it. You’re going to hit some pretty strange places and you’re going to need a lock pick. There isn’t a lock made that I can’t get through.
   
01x01 - War Zone Season 1 / Episode 1: – War Zone

Max Eilerson: I can appreciate dramatic irony as much as the next person, but this is pushing it a bit.
   
01x01 - War Zone Season 1 / Episode 1: – War Zone

Capt. Matthew Gideon: [about Max Eilerson] He may be a pain in the ass, but he will be our pain in the ass.
   
01x01 - War Zone Season 1 / Episode 1: – War Zone

Capt. Matthew Gideon: I’d like you to come with me.
Galen: What do you want?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: To find a cure for the Drakh plague before it wipes out all life on Earth.
Galen: Where are you going?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: Anywhere I have to.
Galen: Who do you serve and who do you trust?


Galen: Who do you serve and who do you trust?
Capt. Matthew Gideon: I don’t know.
Galen: Then I will go with you.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Galen: Who are you?
Gideon: Captain Matthew Gideon.
Galen: What do you want?
Gideon: To find a cure for the Drakh plague before it wipes out all life on Earth.
Galen: Where are you going?
Gideon: Anywhere I have to.
Galen: Who do you serve, and who do you trust?


Galen: Who do you serve, and who do you trust?
Gideon: I don’t know.
Galen: Then I will go with you.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Gideon: Why me? There are others just as qualified.
Senator McQuate: During your time captaining an Explorer-class vessel you’ve come across more new alien lifeforms than anyone else in the Fleet. There are half a dozen captains riding Explorer ships; the rest are either too old or too cautious. You’re a dangerous man when you want to be, Captain, and right now we need a dangerous man.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Senator McQuate: You know, Captain, folks think there might have been life on Mars once. If they did exist, they left no sign. We’ll never know who they were or what they did, what songs they sang, what stories they told. Mars is a dead world. I can’t imagine that happening to the Earth in a few years. I can’t imagine that happening at all.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Gideon: Just so we’re clear: once we go, this is my command. I’ll do whatever’s necessary. If that means turning the entire galaxy upside down and shaking its pockets to see what falls out, that’s what I’ll do. I’m not subtle, I’m not pretty, and I’ll piss off a helluva lot of people along the way, but I’ll get the job done.

 


Crusade Quotes

 

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  Unknown Episode:

Captain Matthew Gideon: [Galen has led Excaliber on a wild goose chase] Now will you tell me what’s going on?
Galen: Her name was Isabelle and she was the best of us. Every technomage knows the fourteen words to make someone fall in love with you forever. But she only needed one.
Captain Matthew Gideon: What word?
Galen: “Hello.”
   
  Unknown Episode:

Gideon: I thought you said you never hold a grudge.
Galen: Well, I don’t. I have no surviving enemies… at all.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Elizabeth Lochley: Is there anything you can tell me?
Gideon: Never eat anything bigger than your head. Never shoot pool at a place called Pap’s. Never eat food at a place called Mom’s. The mission is classified, Captain.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Galen: When you have reached the end of the road, then you can decide, whether to go to the left or to the right, to fire or to water. If you make those decisions before you have even set foot upon the road, it will take you no where… except to a bad end.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Gideon: Refresh me, Lieutenant. How did we get into the middle of this again?
John Matheson: I believe it was an act of mercy, sir.
Gideon: Remind me never to do that again.
John Matheson: Aye, sir. No good deed goes unpunished.
Gideon: I’ll have that embroidered on a sampler when we have time.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Elizabeth Lochley: Do you know what you are?
Gideon: Ruggedly handsome?
Elizabeth Lochley: A control freak!
Gideon: Can’t I be both?
   
  Unknown Episode:

Technomage’s Avatar: Our order says many things; does few, believes in fewer still.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Dureena Nafeel: Look, I don’t like having to trust anyone because I’m always disappointed. But just once I’d like to know that I could actually trust someone, that for at least one person everything wasn’t about money or power.
Captain Matthew Gideon: That’s a benefit?
Dureena Nafeel: For me it could be.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Dureena Nafeel: When will you be back?
Galen: In the fullness of time – expect me when you see me.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Durkani: It doesn’t matter if they believe us. Sooner or later the truth’s going to come out. The truth is…
Kendarr: Out of fashion.
   
  Unknown Episode:

John Matheson: The more you make a big deal out of denying something, the more people think it must be true.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Galen: Never contradict a technomage when he’s saving your life… again.
  Unknown Episode:

Kendarr: The truth has never been in anyone’s best interests.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Galen: There is always hope. Only because it’s the one thing that no one has figured out how to kill yet.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Trace Miller: Is that a challenge, Max?
Max Eilerson: Are you up to it?
Trace Miller: Up to whatever you can dish out.
Dureena Nafeel: Gods, I am drowning in testosterone.
Max Eilerson: Well, luckily for you, you’re equipped with flotation devices.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Captain Matthew Gideon: You cheated!
Elizabeth Lochley: Absolutely.
Captain Matthew Gideon: I like that!
   
  Unknown Episode:

Captain Matthew Gideon: I can see every detail of the Earth’s surface as clearly as we’re seeing it now. But after my father died, I tried to remember his face, but it always slipped away from me. Why is that I wonder.
John Matheson: Maybe it’s because we can’t decide which face to remember: the face of our father when we were children, the face of our father the first left home, the face of our father the last time we saw him. They all blur together we lose the details. But Earth is constant. Earth is forever.
Captain Matthew Gideon: You’re too young to be having thoughts this old Lieutenant.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Gideon: [Excalibur encounters life forms in Hyper space. The life forms attach themselves to the ship. Gideon looks at Galen.] No, it’s not. It’s mating with us!
Galen: Well, it’s not exactly the first contact situation that I’d envisioned…
   
  Unknown Episode:

Captain Matthew Gideon: Married? You’re telling me that some guy actually managed to land you? Got you to lower your defenses enough to commit and then he let you get away? Huh? God, he must be the biggest loser on the galaxy.
Elizabeth Lochley: Ah. Major loser. They don’t come any bigger.
Captain Matthew Gideon: Loser have a name?
Elizabeth Lochley: John Sheridan.
   
  Unknown Episode:

John Matheson: [seeing Galen in the transporter] You like going nowhere at 120 miles an hour?
Galen: Of course, that is man’s natural condition.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Galen: If I want to sit and talk with the dead I will draw a pentagram on the ground and conjure up someone more, interesting.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Captain Matthew Gideon: What if you’re wrong, Galen?
Galen: Well, that hardly seems likely, now does it?
   
  Unknown Episode:

Galen: Do you think I’m hiding things from you, Dureena?
Dureena Nafeel: Gideon says we all have things to hide.
Galen: Did he? How unfortunate. I was hoping he’d come further than that. Not that isn’t true of course. It’s just that one simply doesn’t have to say it… Matthew was right. We all have something to hide. We all have something to tell, we all have a secret name, we all have a question. [pause] One question that unlocks our hearts.
Dureena Nafeel: And what is your question, Galen?
Galen: [pause] Why.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Gideon: Galen, I didn’t ask you how you screwed me, I asked you “why.”
Galen: There’s that question again.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Galen: Then when the time comes I will help you keep your promise Matthew, as you have helped me keep mine. Perhaps then we can both forgive ourselves our common crime.
Gideon: What crime is that Galen?
Galen: Being alive.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Dureena Nafeel: Did you find your answer to “why”, Galen?
Galen: [pause] That one, may take little longer.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Captain Matthew Gideon: Personal Journal: Captain Matthew Gideon continuing. It’s now three days since our visitors arrived on behalf of Earth Gov’s Political affairs office. There’s apparently some concern with how our work here is being perceived back home. They’ve been assigned to “help” us. Before their tour is finished, I may have to *kill* them. Assuming Lieutenant Mattheson doesn’t beat me to it.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Elizabeth Lochley: Do you believe that there is a supreme being?
Captain Matthew Gideon: Aside from John Sheridan?
Elizabeth Lochley: Yes! Aside from the wisest, bravest, sexiest man in the galaxy. Apart from him.
   
  Unknown Episode:

Gideon: [to Matheson] It’s easier not to want forgiveness, or to expect it. We just keep trying to fix the mistake so we don’t have to ask. But you end up trying so hard to atone for one set of mistakes, …you overcompensate and make new ones, and then you can never break out of the cycle. You just keep going round and round, no way out, nowhere to go. [cut to scene of Galen travelling aimlessly in the shuttlecar]
   
  Unknown Episode:

Senator Jacob Redway: Didn’t your daddy ever teach you not to contradict your elders?
Gideon: No, sir.
Senator Jacob Redway: Hmm, well, I see part of the problem here.

 

 

Battlestar Galactica Quotes

Commander William Adama: There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.

Col. Saul Tigh: Where’s your mommy?
Boxey: Dead. Where’s yours?

Admiral Helena Cain: [Cain comes to the cell of Number Six/Gina, the tortured Cylon POW who is collapsed in a heap on the floor] Well, I see that you got it to eat. That’s progress, I suppose. Can you get it to roll over… beg? See what it can make of these.
[hands Baltar some recon photos]
Admiral Helena Cain: You know this thing used to sit in our mess and eat our food, and listen to our stories. Didn’t you? You just sat there… listening to us, pretending to be our friend, didn’t you?
[Cain kicks Gina in the ribs]

Commander William Adama: [President Roslin is bedridden, dying of cancer, and coughing profusely] What can I get you?
President Laura Roslin: [sarcastically] A new body. Perhaps, one of those young Cylon models from the Resurrection Ship.
Commander William Adama: I can’t see you as a blonde.
President Laura Roslin: You’d be surprised.
[laughs]

President Laura Roslin: [talking about Baltar] He’s an odd one, isn’t he?
Billy Keikeya: [in falsetto] Cuckoo…

Petty Officer 2nd Dualla: [after being taken hostage while trying to negotiate with prisoners] I don’t even know how I came into this detail.
Billy Keikeya: The president thought you might be valuable.
Petty Officer 2nd Dualla: The president doesn’t know who I am.
Billy Keikeya: I told her. Sorry.
Petty Officer 2nd Dualla: [sarcastically] On the other hand, it is nice to get out of the CIC. Break up the day, move around, meet new people.

Racetrack: Been playing with these cards for so long, I know every fold.
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: So life’s a bitch. What do you want to do, cry about it?
Racetrack: No, I just want it to end, okay? The bad food, the endless rotations, pretending that a card game is the high point of our day.
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: It’s not going to last forever, all right? Earth is out there.
Racetrack: Right. We could all be chasing our tails over some half-assed planetarium show.
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: And you guys can all go to hell. I’m going to go find Helo.
Racetrack: Good idea… maybe that Cylon whore taught him a few tricks!
[Starbuck calmly turns around, walks over to Racetrack, then violently grabs Racetrack by the neck and slams her head into the card table]

Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: I thought we were sparring.
Commander William Adama: That’s why you don’t win.

Number Six: We’re the children of humanity. That makes them our parents in a sense.
Aaron Doral: True, but parents have to die. It’s the only way children can come into their own.

Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: [to a new group of recruits] Attention on deck.
[None of them move]
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: That means on your feet, nuggets!

Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: I have my flaws, too.
Col. Saul Tigh: The difference is my flaws are personal. Yours are professional.

Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: [after Starbuck has to plan a vital mission] I never wanted this kind of responsibility.
Commander William Adama: The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Doctor Gaius Baltar: [after finding out that he’s being forced into becoming a politician while testing blood samples] Politics is the only thing more boring than blood samples.

Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: So… um… that bum knee of yours is looking pretty good. And the other one’s not too bad either.
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: Lee, if you want to ask me to dance, just ask.
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: You want to dance?
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: Me in a dress is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Commander William Adama: I gave the order, Son. It was my responsibility.
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: I pulled the trigger. That’s mine.

Doctor Gaius Baltar: You’ll forgive me, Madam President, if I don’t wish to be executed based solely on your… gut feeling.

Doctor Gaius Baltar: [after Baltar walks in on Boomer trying to commit suicide] Sometimes we must embrace that which opens up to us.
Lt. Sharon ‘Boomer’ Valerii: Embrace?
Doctor Gaius Baltar: Life can be a curse, as well as a blessing. You will believe me when I say that there are far worse things than death in this world.
Lt. Sharon ‘Boomer’ Valerii: So what you’re saying is…
Doctor Gaius Baltar: No, no. What I’m saying means nothing. Listen to your heart. Do that which you truly believe to be right.
[he kisses her on the forehead and walks out of the room, while he’s walking down the hall he hears a gun fire]

Number Six: [ominously] God has a plan, Gaius. He has a plan for everything, and everyone.

Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: [before hitting an assailant over the head with a beer bottle] Were you looking for *this*?

Number Six: Life has a melody, Gaius. A rhythm of notes which become your existence once played in harmony with God’s plan.

[when Starbuck has landed in the Cylon ship]
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: Boy, when you take a souvenir, you don’t screw around.

Doctor Gaius Baltar: All right, that’s it! No more Mr. Nice Gaius!

Crewman Specialist Cally: [analyzing the bio-mechanical Cylon Raider captured by Starbuck, Tyrol crawls inside the Raider with a flashlight while Cally reads him Starbuck’s notes] Starbuck’s notes on the Cylon Raider are a mess! She said the engine power-up sequence began… “By squeezing something that looks like a red ligament with blue veins on the right side… coming out of a sack of gooey fluid… shaped like a dog”.
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Are you kidding me? This whole thing is a bunch of veins and ligaments and sacks of goo!
Crewman Specialist Cally: “… Squeeze the ligament with your hand, while you slide your weight on your left hip, into the lymphatic sack… ”
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Well, that’s just stupid!
Crewman Specialist Cally: [Col. Tigh arrives] Oh, afternoon sir.
Col. Saul Tigh: Specialist. Chief’s inside?
Crewman Specialist Cally: Yeah.
Col. Saul Tigh: Chief?
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Yes, sir?
Col. Saul Tigh: How’s it coming in there?
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Ah, I’m getting there, sir. Haven’t quite figured out all the tricks but I’m getting there.

[repeated line, which a Six copy asks whenever it meets a human for the first time]
Number Six: Are you alive?

Ellen Tigh: So, you worried about Wallace Grey? I hear he’s ahead in the vote count.
Tom Zarek: Whatever the people want is fine by me.
Ellen Tigh: Everyone has an agenda. I know I do.
Tom Zarek: And what would that be?
Ellen Tigh: Same as yours, Tom. Me, myself, and… ooh. I.
Tom Zarek: You are… clearly a well-connected, well-informed woman.
Ellen Tigh: Wife of the XO, for whatever that’s worth.
Tom Zarek: Ah. Quite a bit. Now, and in the future.
Ellen Tigh: That’s what I’m interested in, Tom. It’s my place, and my… husband’s place in the future.
Tom Zarek: Okay. I’m looking for a friend of mine. His name is Valence.
[scene immediately cuts to Valence dead in his cell in the brig with his wrists cut]

Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: [Socinus has been mortally injured and Tyrol has to euthanize him with an overdose of morphine] Hey, buddy. It’s the Chief. How you doing?
Crewman Specialist Socinus: [wheezing] What’s going on Chief?
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Oh, you know… listening to the birds. I uh… I got a little something for the pain…
[injects Socinus with the morphine overdose]
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Good news, buddy. They got a rescue party here. Raptor’s just landed. We’re going to put you on it and take you back to Galactica, okay?
Crewman Specialist Socinus: We’re going home?
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Yeah. Going home.
[tears well up in his eyes]
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: [Socinus dies]

Col. Saul Tigh: I can’t believe you sided with that woman against the Old Man, I wouldn’t do that if you put a gun to my head, and you did! As far as I’m concerned you’re not fit to wear the uniform.
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: Yeah, you’re right about that part, I am not fit to wear the uniform.
[pause]
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: And maybe I never was. Then again neither are you.
[turns to Tigh]
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: But this isn’t my ship, it sure as hell isn’t yours. It’s his, and when he wakes up, he’ll decide what to do with the both of us.
[leaves sickbay to return to his cell]

Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: [reacts to a joke] That was weak! So very, very weak!
Samuel T. Anders: [playfully] Lighten up a little bit. It’s only the end of the world.

Doctor Gaius Baltar: So the fate… of the entire human race depends upon my wild guess.

[last lines]
Commander William Adama: [Cain has not given Tyrol and Helo the courts martial that she promised she would, and has sentenced them to death. Adama argues over the radio] You told me they’d get a fair trial. What kind of trial could they have possibly had?
Admiral Helena Cain: I assure you I heard them out. I weighed their statements against those of the guards and I took into consideration their service records and commendations. It was a difficult decision Commander, but I dare say it was a fair one.
Commander William Adama: They have the right to have their case heard by a jury!
Admiral Helena Cain: I am a flag officer on detached service during a time of war. Regulations give me broad authority in this matter.
Commander William Adama: [to Tigh] Launch the fighters.
[to Cain]
Commander William Adama: You can quote me whatever regulation you’d like. I’m not going to let you execute my men!
Admiral Helena Cain: I highly suggest you reconsider that statement, Commander.
Colonel Jack Fisk: Admiral, Galactica is launching Vipers and a Raptor.
Admiral Helena Cain: Commander, why are you launching Vipers?
Commander William Adama: Please arrange for Chief Tyrol and Lieutenant Agathon to be handed over to my marines as soon as they arrive.
Admiral Helena Cain: I don’t take orders from you!
Commander William Adama: Call it whatever you like. I’m getting my men.
Admiral Helena Cain: You are making *such* a mistake!
Commander William Adama: I’m getting my men!
[hangs up]
Admiral Helena Cain: Action stations.
[Alarm sounds]
Colonel Jack Fisk: Admiral, this will spiral out of control fast.
Admiral Helena Cain: Launch the alert vipers. Adama has taken us over the line. He’s left me with no choice. Launch the alert vipers.

Commander William Adama: Sometimes, you have to roll a hard six.

Crewman Specialist Socinus: Hey, Cally, is it true? Did you really bite that guy’s ear off?
Crewman Specialist Cally: He’s lucky that’s the only thing I bit off.
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: [proudly] That’s my girl!

Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: [Tyrol is working on Starbuck’s captured cylon raider] What seems to be the trouble, Chief?
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Well, your new boyfriend’s a bit of a jerk, sir.
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: It’s a girl.
Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: Well, if you don’t mind her goo all over your face, you’re welcome to her, sir.

Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: [in a deleted scene after Laura Roslin asked him if what she did was a mistake] I believe that it is never a mistake to follow your heart.

Commander William Adama: [giving a speech in the Hanger Deck] We have struggled since the attacks… trying to rely on one another. Our strength and our only hope as a people, is to remain undivided. We haven’t always done all we could to insure that. Many people believe that the scriptures, the letters from the gods, will lead us to salvation. Maybe they will. But the gods shall lift those who lift each other.” And so, to lift all of us, let me present once again the president of the colonies, Laura Roslin.
[many members of the audience applaud but some do not. Adama walks to the crowd and begins to clap in rhythm. The crowd slowly catches on and eventually the entire Hanger Deck is applauding in rhythm as a sign of respect for the reinstated president]

Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: [Starbuck had sex with Baltar] I don’t owe you anything.
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: No, you don’t owe me anything ’cause I’m just a C.A.G., and you’re just a pilot!
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: Right.
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: Pilot who can’t keep her pants on.
Lt. Kara ‘Starbuck’ Thrace: Right.
Captain Lee ‘Apollo’ Adama: Oh, it is just like old times, Kara. Like when you got drunk and you couldn’t keep your hands off that major from wherever…
[Starbuck punches Apollo, and Apollo instantly punches her right back]

Doctor Gaius Baltar: [Baltar has a two-way argument with Roslin and Number Six at the same time] Well, quite frankly, I don’t give a flying frak whether you believe me or not, all right? Because I’ve had it, I am… I’m tired of being pushed and prodded around like I’m some kind of toy. I’m not your plaything!
Number Six, President Laura Roslin: [simultaneously, in stereo] Plaything?
Doctor Gaius Baltar: I don’t work for you and uh, quite frankly, I don’t have to sit any more and take this kind of abuse from either of you!… Er,
[points at Billy]
Doctor Gaius Baltar: *you* either… either in *here*, either in there, wherever it is…

Admiral Helena Cain: [Cain has been beating, raping and torturing her own copy of Number Six, who now has a gun to her head] Frack you.
Number Six: You’re not my type.
[shoots Cain]

Various Characters: [Repeated throughout the series] Oh my Gods!

Commander William Adama: Keep jumping.

Romo Lampkin: I understand that you had a romantic relationship with my client.
Number Six: Gaius Baltar is a brilliant, gifted human being. In the time I’ve known him, he’s made a sport out of mendacity and deception. He is narcissistic, feckless, self-centered, and vain. I’m the one who should have stabbed him.
President Laura Roslin: Things are looking up.

Brother Cavil: In all your travels, have you ever seen a star go supernova?
Ellen Tigh: No.
Brother Cavil: No? Well, I have. I saw a star explode and send out the building blocks of the Universe. Other stars, other planets and eventually other life. A supernova! Creation itself! I was there. I wanted to see it and be part of the moment. And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air.
Ellen Tigh: The five of us designed you to be as human as possible.
Brother Cavil: I don’t want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to – I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly because I have to – I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I’m a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I’m trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!

Lt. Karl ‘Helo’ Agathon: That’s my Raptor wranglers, always looking for new and interesting ways to get killed.

 

 

Galacica 1980 Quotes

Andromus: [Surprised at the size of human children who has just greeted him a Happy Halloween] Happy Halloween little people.
Cy: I’m sorry if you are displeased, there wasn’t much of a selection.
Captain Troy: [after taking off in a Viper from the Galactica] Well, how did you like that?
Jamie Hamilton: Don’t bother me, I’m praying..
 

Lt. Dillon: I wonder if they’d let me take over the controls for awhile?
Capt. Troy: I wouldn’t even let you.
 

Lt. Starbuck: Angela, what did you mean by “Judgement Day”? Who is going to be judging me?
Angela: We all judge ourselves, Starbuck.
 
Lt. Starbuck: I hope so, because I plan on being very easy on myself in certain categories.
 

Lt. Starbuck: She is going to bear another human life.
Cy: I am rapidly being surrounded.
 

Cy: I may not find your incessant talk fascinating, but at least I don’t walk off.
Lt. Starbuck: Did you say something, Cy?
Cy: [sarcastically] No, of course not. What could I possibly say to you? I’m nothing but a machine.
 

Commander Adama: [to himself] Goodbye, Starbuck. I love you. We all love you.


 

 

Battlestar Galactica 1978 quotes

Narrator: There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians or the Toltecs or the Mayans. Some believe there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

Cylon Centurion: By Your Command.


President Adar: Baltar my friend, this armistice conference would not have been possible without your tireless work. You have secured for yourself a place in the history books.


Centurion: By your command.
Imperious leader: Speak, Centurion.
Centurion: All base ships are now in range to attack the Colonies.
Imperious leader: The final annihilation of the life form known as Man. Let the attack begin.

Commander Adama: Mister President, I request permission to leave the fleet! I have reason to suspect our home planets may face immiment attack!
[Cylon raiders blasts away the bridge of the Atlantia and portions of the bridge explode]
Commander Adama: Maintain contact!
[The communication image of Adar distorts, then clears]
President Adar: [last words] How could I’ve been so completely wrong? I led the entire human race to ruin!
[A Cylon raider blasts one of the Atlantia’s anti-assault batteries and the explosion surges into the bridge, knocking out communications]
Commander Adama: Mister President!

Captain Apollo: No way those can outfight us without a 10-to-1 margin.
Lieutenant Zac: Apollo, better look at your scanner.
[A solid wall of Cylon raiders is chasing them]
Captain Apollo: No, but a 1000-to-1, that’s not fair.
Lieutenant Zac: What does it mean?
Captain Apollo: It means there’s isn’t going be any peace. They might not be much of anything if we don’t warn the fleet.

Commander Adama: Mr. President, a wall of unidentified craft if closing in on the fleet.
Count Baltar: Possibly a Cylon welcoming committee?
Commander Adama: Sir, might I suggest we launch a welcoming committee of our own.

Boxey: Can I ride in your ship, sir?
Captain Apollo: Fighter planes are no place for little boys.
Serina: They’re going to have to be if our people are going to survive. We must fight back.
Commander Adama: Yes, we are going to fight back. But not here, not now, not in the Colonies. Not even in this star system. Let the word go fourth to every man, woman and child who survived this holocaust. Tell them to set sail at once in every assorted vehicle that will carry them.

Count Baltar: If a handful of survivors did indeed escape, they would have neither fuel nor food for a prolonged voyage.
Cylon Centurion: The information is not complete. It is offered in eschange for life.
Count Baltar: And what is the standing order, for humans, from your Imperious Leader?
Cylon Centurion: Extermination.
Count Baltar: Then carry out you orders. If they exist, they’re doomed.

Lieutenant Boomer: Just keep it up, old buddy, you’re going to get us into real trouble.
Lieutenant Starbuck: Ten thousand miles from nowhere, our planets shot to pieces, people starving, and I’m gonna get us in trouble? What’s the matter with you? I tell you… Yeah, well, we might as well live for today, we might not have many left.

Lieutenant Starbuck: I’m just curious about what all that excitement was about back on the barge.
Cassiopeia: That woman is a member of the Etori sect amongst the Geminese. They don’t believe im physical contact between genders, except when sanctified by the priest during High Worship of the Sun Storm, which comes once only every seven years!
Lieutenant Starbuck: No wonders those little buggers are such good card players.

[Admiring Starbuck’s space fighter]
Cassiopeia: It’s beautiful, isn’t it? It’s a perfect machine! Born to dance among the stars!
Lieutenant Starbuck: Yeah, it’s bumping into them that has me worried.
Cassiopeia: Why did you volunteer, Starbuck?
Lieutenant Starbuck: Well, somebody had to do it.
Cassiopeia: Did Apollo made you?
Lieutenant Satrbuck: Yes, you certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.
Cassiopeia: Do you ever take that smoldering weed out of your mouth? [kisses him]
Lieutenant Starbuck: I have this wonderful speech all prepared…
Cassiopeia: About this being your last night here? About possibly not seeing another night as this one, or another girl as beautiful as I am, ever again?
Lieutenant Starbuck: Yeah, well, that speech is a little better that the one I had. Would you mind if I borrowed it on some future occasion?

Lieutenant Boomer: What if we miss a mine?
Captain Apollo: One of us will be the first to know.

Imperious Leader: Welcome, Baltar. I have grave news. A handful of Colonials prevail, but we will soon find them.
Count Baltar: What of our bargain? My colony was to be spared!
Imperious Leader: I now alter the bargain.
Count Baltar: How can you change one side of a bargain?
Imperious Leader: When is no other side. You have missed the entire point of the war.
Count Baltar: But I have no ambitions against you.
Imperious Leader: Could you think me so foolish as to trust a man who would see his own race destroyed?
Count Baltar: Not destroyed, subjugated, under me!
Imperious Leader: There can be no survivors. So long as one human remains alive, the Alliance is threatened.
Count Baltar: Surely, you don’t mean me?
Imperious Leader: We thank you for your help, Baltar. Your time is at an end.
Count Baltar: No! You can’t! You still need me! ARGH!
[A Cylon slits Baltar’s throat]

[Exploring the dark surface of a planet]
Lieutenant Starbuck: I wonder this looks like in the daytime?
Lieutenant Boomer: Hey, this is the daytime.
Lieutenant Starbuck: Oooh… lovely…

Cylon Centurion: Our raiders are all destroyed.
Imperious Leader: All destroyed? How? We took them by surprise.
Cylon Centurion: Apparently it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.

Captain Apollo: Decay and corruption go hand in hand with defeatism and lack of action.


Commander Adama: A man can always take the time to recognize the beauties of life.


Commander Adama: Yes, Colonel, but that’s the fabric of miracles – the impossible.


Specter: Those little… sclime! They deceived me!


Imperious Leader: My fellow Cylons, it is indeed a great honor to dedicate this southern centre of Cylon Culture to the advance of, and perfection of the Cylon race.


 

 

Caprica Quotes

 


Zoe Graystone:The human brain contains roughly 300 megabytes of information. Not much when you get right down to it. The question isn’t how to store it, it’s how to access it. You can’t download a personality. There’s no way to translate the data. But the information being held in our heads is available in other databases. People leave more than footprints as they travel through life…. medical scans, dna profiles, psych evaluations, school records, emails, recording, video, audio, cat scans genetic typing, synaptic records, security cameras, test results, shopping records, talent shows, ball games, traffic tickets, restaurant bills, phone records, music lists, movie tickets, tv shows… even prescriptions for birth control.

 


Sam Adama: “The Guatrau is very grateful for the work you’ve done for him. He has pledged to help us find the nothos that killed Shannon and Tamara.”
Joseph Adama: “Tell the Guatrau I said thanks, but no.”
Sam Adama: [In Taruonese] “Blood for blood. It’s the Tauron way.”
Jospeh Adama: “We’re on Caprica now.”
Sam Adama: “Caprica. What has this frakking planet ever done for us?”
Joseph Adama: “I’ve got a deposition in an hour…”
Sam Adama: “No, no! We cannot let this pass, Joseph! We need to find them.”
Joseph Adama: “Let me grieve in my own way.”
Sam Adama: “Whatever you say, my brother. But I will pray to Mars and all the gods for a swift and terrible vengeance to come to those who have torn your wife and daughter from this world.”
Joseph Adama: “There are no gods, Sam.”
Sam Adama: [In Tauronese] “Then all the more necessary to make our own justice.”

 


The first Cylon [after successfully completing its combat trial]: “All targets neutralized. Program completed. By your command.”

 


Caprica Defense Minister: “What do you call it?”
Daniel Graystone: “A cybernetic lifeform node. A Cylon, minister.”
Caprica Defense Minister: “Hm. Cylon. Interesting.”

 


Zoe Graystone: “There is truth in this world. There is a right and a wrong.”

 


V (2009) Quotes

V (2009) Quotes

College Kid #1: Dude, *this* is “Independence Day”!
Tyler Evans: Which was a rip-off of any number of alien invasion predecessors.


Father Jack Landry: The world’s in bad shape, Father. Who wouldn’t welcome a savior right now? But that’s the danger. Under the right circumstances and with enough time, gratitude can morph into worship. Or worse… devotion!


Anna: We are of peace. Always.
Chad: Is there such a thing as an ugly Visitor?
Jack: Rattlesnakes are God’s creatures, too. Doesn’t mean they’re good for us.
Georgie Sutton: They gain trust with the promise of friendship! And of course, all they’re really doing is positioning themselves as the saviors of mankind!
Anna: We are honored by your friendship. We will nurture, cherish it and never abandon it.
Jack: You’re an FBI agent?
Erica: You’re a friggin’priest?
Chad: I have to show Anna she’s not the only one to get what she wants. When I’m done she’ll be the one calling me.
Tyler: Wow. Space girls are funny.
Ryan: I better not ever hear you talk about skinning a V again.
Anna: If we learned anything is that emotion is weakness. Love is the greatest flaw of humans and our best tool to break them. He says he misses his family, let’s show him his family.
Anna: Let them have this one victory because I am about to deliver them a thousand defeats.
Anna: Our needs are simple and our desire to help is great.
Erica: I’d really like to meet this Lisa – besides a brief encounter in her underwear.
Kyle: First you are going to tell me everything about the V’s then, you are going to beg me to kill you.
Chad: Let your voice be heard. Show the world how much you care for Anna and the Visitor’s.
Jack: Let V no longer stand for visitor – let V stand for victory.
Anna: We are of peace..Always…
Diana: (to Anna) I promise you this. One day you will feel the sting of your daughter’s betrayal as I have felt yours. Tick tock. Tick tock.
Anna: The humans think that their building their future, but in fact, they are digging their own graves.
Jack: They can take my collar but they can’t take my faith.
Erica: We have an army now. And we’re going to rein hell on the visitors.
Anna: Now that I’ve decapitated the leader of the Fifth Column, my plans can go ahead on schedule.
Diana: Under her leadership, our enemies have grown stronger.

Diana: I am the rightful Queen and I will not allow my daughter to destroy our species. Gather my people.


Anna: Put skin on my new daughter. Make sure she looks exactly like Lisa.
Lisa: Why did you do that? Why didn’t you let him catch me?
Joshua: Because I remembered who I am. I am Fifth Column like you.
Anna: (to Diana) You thought me everything I know. But, you never knew half of what I know.

 

 

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The Pilot

     

“Luthors are not afraid. We don’t have that luxury. We’re leaders. You have a destiny, Lex. You’re never going to get anywhere with your eyes closed.” – Lionel Luthor

     

“We all have secrets Clark” – Chloe Sullivan

     

“Sometimes people can surprise you.” – Lana Lang

     

“Greatness is a rarefied air one must be taught to breathe!” – Lionel Luthor

     

Metamorphosis

     

“She told me that, “Life is about change. Sometimes it’s painful, sometimes it’s beautiful, but most of the time it’s both.” – Lana Lang

     

“Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically.” – Clark Kent

     

Hothead

     

“Dad, you have no idea what I’m capable of.” – Lex Luthor

     

“Careful dad, you’re getting emotional. We could always try a rematch. Or are you afraid you can’t take your son again?” – Lex Luthor

     

Xray

     

“You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down ’cause I’m just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddy’s protection.’ Trust me; when I make things disappear, they stay buried.” – Lex Luthor

     

Cool

     

“In my experience there’s no such thing as too much information.” – Lex Luthor

     

Hourglass

     

“It’s amazing how one moment can change your life forever.”- Cassandra

     

“Life’s a journey, Clark; I don’t wanna go through it following a roadmap.” – Lex Luthor

     

“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” – Lex Luthor

     

Craving

     

“I don’t care about the past, I believe in the power to reinvent yourself.” – Lex Luthor

     

Clark: “Chloe, don’t you ever knock?”
  Chloe: “It’s a barn, Clark.”

     

Jitters

     

“You know, just because you spend a lot of time with someone doesn’t mean you know their darkest secrets.” – Chloe Sullivan

     

Rogue

     

“I plan on being great all by myself.” – Lex Luthor

     

Clark: “I didn’t know you were such a history buff.”
  Lex: “I’m not; I’m just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.”

     

Shimmer

     

“Empires are not brought down by outside forces, they are destroyed by weaknesses from within.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Hug

     

“You can learn a lot from someone you hate.” – Lex Luthor

     

Clark: “Everyone needs a friend.”
  Kyle: “No they don’t. Because they’ll always betray you in the end.”

     

“It’s not about the ending, it’s about the journey.” – Lex Luthor

     

“Relax. Failing isn’t something I do.” – Lex Luthor

     

“Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend.” – Lex Luthor

     

Leech

     

[to Victoria] “Congratulations. [whispering] I hope it was worth it.” – Lex Luthor

     

Kenetic

     

“I look forward to resuming our verbal judo.” – Lex Luthor

     

Clark: “Chloe, you can’t just go snooping around someone’s house.”
  Chloe: “It’s a mansion. It’s designed for snooping.”

     

“You have no idea who you’re dealing with.” – Lex Luthor

     

Zero

     

“I don’t believe in obligations.” – Lex Luthor

     

Nicodemus

     

“You know, the choice is yours. You can either sit in your loft and play with your telescope, or move on.” – Chloe

     

Stray

     

Lionel Luthor: “We don’t need to play games, son.”
  Lex Luthor: “Dad, games are all we got.”

     

Reaper

     

“Being friends with Lex Luthor can be complicated but it has it’s advantages.” – Clark Kent

     

Drone

     

“Appearance is deceptive. Nothing around here is what it seems.” – Lex Luthor

     

“She is trying to buy this election like one of her Prada bags!” – Sasha

     

Crush

     

“Sometimes the right person can be right in front of your eyes and you never even know it.” – Lana Lang

     

“Some people are meant to be alone.” – Lex Luthor

     

“Some secrets destroy families.” – Martha Kent

     

Tempest

     

“If you’re going to take me on son, you’re going to have to bring your game up to a whole different level.” – Lionel Luthor

     

“You are playing a very dangerous game. You better pray you’re not wrong.” – Lex Luthor

     

“You’re forfeiting your own future.” – Lionel Luthor

    

“I’ll bury you and everyone in Smallville who takes your side!” – Lionel Luthor

         

 

    

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Heat   

“You can waste your time playing it safe, or you can go for it. But at some point, Clark, you just know when something’s right.” – Lex Luthor   

“Lex learned to act on his passion, never hold anything back. I wonder if we’ll ever be able to do the same.” – Lana Lang

     

Duplicity     

“Hiding the truth only keeps people apart.” – Lana Lang

     

Red     

“The day Clark Kent decides to break the rules, I’ll be there.” – Pete Ross     

“But aren’t you married to Lana in your imagination?” – Pete Ross     

“Clark would have to be on drugs to be on drugs.” – Chloe Sullivan

     

Lineage     

“Hey, Clark, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” – Chloe Sullivan     

“Still alive and kicking. No thanks to you.” – Lex Luthor

     

Ryan     

“You see, in life the road to darkness is a journey, not a light switch.” – Lex Luthor

     

Skinwalker     

“Sentimentality is synonymous with vulnerability. You taught me that. You’re on your own.” – Lex Luthor

     

Visage     

“When my mother died, I began to build a wall around my heart. Every year that wall grew taller, more fortified. Till eventually it became impenetrable. – Lex Luthor

     

Suspect     

Dominic: “You can save the concerned son routine, Lex. I have everything under control.”
  Lex: “Yeah. Loyal lap dog, keeping watch at his master’s door, secretly hoping he doesn’t make it.”

     

Rush     

“My own personal superhero. I always knew there was something special about you, Clark Kent.” – Chloe Sullivan

     

Prodigal     

Lionel: “You know, Lex, I’m tired of your constant attempts at mutiny.
  Lex: “Yeah, well, you didn’t leave me too many options. It was either that or the plank”     

“You wouldn’t be a Luthor unless someone was trying to kill you.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Fever     

“Trust me, there’s nothing worse than a missed opportunity.” – Lex Luthor

     

Visitor     

“Montaigne said obsession was the wellspring of genius and maddness.” – Lex Luthor

     

Exodus     

“I’ve always been fighting my destiny. Trying to avoid becoming my father. But we all have certain genes that we want to change which dominate us.” – Lex Luthor     

“Love has a way of blinding even the sharpest minds. We don’t look because we don’t want to see. But once love is stripped away, we see the real person clearly. There revealed to us, with all their flaws, their foibles, and their secrets.” – Lionel Luthor     

“It’s like fate…inevitable but always surprising when it happens.” – Chloe Sullivan

 
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Exile     

“He’s not lost, Lana…” – Chole Sullivan     

“Pining over Clark only leads to personal misery. Trust me, I wrote the book. Now you need to move on. He obviously has.” – Chole Sullivan     

“I would’ve searched for a thousand years if I thought he could be found. We can’t hold onto the past. In my heart, I will be searching for my son forever.” – Lionel Luthor     

“You know, Helen, black widows may be powerful predators, but every predator is somebody else’s prey.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Phoenix     

“Disappointed I’m not basking in the fires of hell?” – Lex Luthor     

“Survival of the fittest. I guess you really are a Luthor now.” – Lex Luthor     

“I guess we all got to take a look at our dark side sooner or later.” – Clark Kent     

“If you stare at it long enough, it can get hard to tell the two sides apart.” – Lex Luthor     

“That was a Machiavellian maneuver worthy of a Luthor.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Slumber     

“Clark, it’s not your responsibility to save everybody.” – Martha Kent     

“You’ve got to learn the difference between fantasy and reality.” – Lex Luthor     

“Lex. When you’re rich, you’re not crazy. You’re eccentric” – Lionel Luthor

     

Perry     

“Trust me, I have nothing to hide” – Lex Luthor     

“Memories fade, but a Google search never forgets.” – Perry White

     

Relic     

“Why should I have to pay for the sins of my father?” – Lionel Luthor     

“Because it’s my destiny. I can’t change it.” – Jor-El [Joe]

     

Magnetic     

“What good are lawyers if they can’t jump through hoops?” – Lex Luthor

     

Shattered     

“You think you know people, and you realize it’s all just a facade.” – Lex Luthor     

“I was right about you all along, Clark. You’re not even human.” – Lex Luthor     

“You’re either with me or against me Clark. Choose right now.” – Lex Luthor

     

Asylum     

“It’s sad to see a man who’s lost his mind. But it’s tragic when he’s convinced himself that he’s sane.” – Lionel Luthor     

And I’m happy for you. The both of you. Now take your little cart, and go sucker some other patient with a bank account.” – Lex Luthor to Ian     

“Fear is an effective sales tactic, but it doesn’t work on me.” – Lex Luthor

     

Whisper     

“I may have lost my sight, but things are becoming much clearer now.” – Clark Kent     

“I should’ve known better than to take your promises at face value.” – Lex Luthor     

“If you thought you could throw me behind a desk and forget about me, you’re making a grave mistake.” – Lex Luthor     

“Miss Sullivan, these coy evasions may work when your wheedling information out of a high school librarian, but up here, you’re out of your league.” – Lionel Luthor     

“The war’s just starting, and I have the greatest advantage. He thinks I’m weak.” – Lex Luthor

     

Delete     

“I have enemies in high places.” – Chloe Sullivan

     

Velocity     

“I’m not special. I’m different.” – Clark Kent

     

Obsession     

“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it.” – Lex Luthor

     

Resurrection     

“The only life I’m interested in saving is yours.” – Clark Kent

     

Crisis     

“Nice try, Dad. But I’m not suiting up in the eleventh hour. Clean up your own mess.” – Lex Luthor

     

Legacy     

“Coincidence. That’s an explanation used by fools and liars.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Truth     

“Which of your obsessive compulsive fixations is behind today’s summons?” – Lex Luthor     

“We all have our secrets.” – Lex Luthor     

Chloe: “Why do you keep doing this to yourself? Why can’t you just walk away from your father?”
  Lex: “Because he won’t give me the only thing I’ve ever wanted from him.”
  Chloe: “And that would be?”
  Lex: “I want him to love me.”     

Lionel: “Now, I’m losing my patience, Lex. You are constantly defensive with me. Now, tell me, damn it. What is it you want from me?”
  Lex: “It doesn’t really matter, Dad. I’m never going to get it.”

     

Talisman     

“I like to keep my mind open to extreme possibilities.” – Lex Luthor     

“You can be the world’s greatest hero or its most mild-mannered citizen, but the only person who can write your story…is you.” – Jonathan Kent

     

Forsaken     

Lionel: “You betrayed me. Your own father.”
  Lex: “I protected myself just like you taught me to.”
  Lionel: “Lex, whatever problems we have, keep them within the walls of our own house. Don’t stoop to this level.”

     

Covenant     

You may think you know your destiny. But you have no idea what greatness lies ahead of you. – Kara     

Orange is a good color for you, Dad. Although it might get a little old after 25 to life. – Lex Luthor     

This friendship’s over. – Clark Kent

     
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Crusade     

“You know, they dubbed Mussolini a savior…and look what happened to him.” – Lionel Luthor     

“Shouldn’t wound what you can’t kill, Dad.” – Lex Luthor

     

Gone     

“You can save the threats, Dad. I’m not as easy a target as you seem to think.” – Lex Luthor

     

Facade     

Lois: “Call me crazy, but I’ve always been a firm believer that beauty… It’s on the inside.”
  Dr. Fine: “The people that say that are the ones who already have it on the outside.”

     

Devoted     

“In the future, let’s restrict our conversations to “hello” and “goodbye.” – Clark Kent     

“I know what you’re doing. But you can’t buy back my friendship.” – Clark Kent     

Lex: “There’s a darkness in me that I can’t always control. I’m starting to think that’s my curse, why every relationship I have ends badly.”
  Clark: “We all have a dark side, Lex.”
Lex: “Yeah. But I can feel mine creeping over the corners. Your friendship helps keep it at bay. It reminds me that there are truly good people in the world. I’m not willing to give up on that.”     

“Look, I’m willing to give this friendship another shot if you are.” – Lex Luthor

     

Run     

“I believe you. I know a real friend would never lie to me.” – Lex Luthor     

“Our thief is gonna learn that there’s nowhere on earth he can run from Lex Luthor.” – Lex Luthor

     

Transference     

“You don’t look well, Dad. Forget to take your vitamins?” – Lex Luthor     

“Isn’t it all your dad’s? This castle, LuthorCorp, the cars, the jets, everything. The very cufflinks in your sleeves.” – Lionel Luthor as Clark Kent     

“All I wanted was the best for you. And you destroyed me.” – Lionel Luthor as Clark Kent

     

Bound     

“You can’t straddle the fence on this one, Clark! My father and I are enemies. You have to decide who you really trust.” – Lex Luthor     

“I want to be your father, Lex. If you’ll let me.” – Lionel Luthor     

“I don’t want you to tell me anything. I want you to change.” – Clark Kent     

Clark: “I felt like we were enemies.”
  Lex: “Don’t give up on me yet.”

     

Scare     

“Contrary to your deluded point of view, this is not the Ritz Carlton where you can check in and check out at your leisure.” – Warden Stall to Lionel Luthor

     

Unsafe     

“Well, the prodigal father returns.” – Lex Luthor     

Lionel: “I’m not here for money, Lex. I don’t want to take LuthorCorp away from you. Corporate maneuvering doesn’t interest me anymore.”
  Lex: “So, what, now trying to kill me is gonna be a full time job?”     

“I know, I know where you’re coming from. It’s a place of anger and mistrust. But it’s not too late. It’s not. There’s still time to get off the path that can only lead to darkness.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Pariah     

Lex: “I have a position you might find more appealing. A position that pays a hundred thousand dollars a year”.
  Jason: [Sarcastic.] “Because I’m obviously qualified for a hundred thousand dollar a year job.”     

Jason: “You want to team up against my mother?”
  Lex: “The enemy of my enemy.”     

“People keep secrets for a reason, even from the people they’re closest to.” – Lois Lane

     

Recruit     

Chloe: “How did you post bail?”
  Lois: “Four very good friends of mine. Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover.”     

“What you may perceive as secrecy, I see as precautions.” – Lex Luthor

     

Krypto     

“Okay. You’re gonna be fine. I know you’re gonna be fine. Everyone I’ve ever hit was all right.” – Lois Lane     

Genevieve: “I underestimated you, Lex.”
  Lex: “Well, that’s a common mistake.”     

Lex: “Genevieve, paranoia is not a very attractive quality in a woman.”
  Genevieve: “I’m just trying to protect my son.”
  Lex: “Well, maybe you should get together with my father and write a parenting book. I bet it’d be a bestseller.”

     

Sacred     

“You may be the last survivor of a great civilization.” – Jor-El     

“You didn’t really think I’d hire you, bring you into my life, and not follow every step you take, did you?” – Lex Luthor     

“I get the feeling that our lives are a lot less random than we think.” – Clark Kent     

Lionel: “You have a ferocious desire to find all the answers, son, but don’t let you search for those stones turn into your personal Tower of Babel.”
  Lex: “I’m not trying to get closer to God, Dad. I’m trying to solve the riddles He’s laid out for me.”     

“Knowledge comes from finding the answers, yes, but understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom. Men who didn’t understand the difference have been the ruin of some of the world’s greatest civilizations.” – Lionel Luthor     

“Kal-El, you must write your own destiny.” – Dr. Swann

     

Lucy     

“Lana, this isn’t some bad dream that you can just blink away. This is real life.” – Jason Teague     

“Either you are the best con man in the world, or you are truly unbelievably naive.” – Lionel Luthor     

“I thought you said that telescopes were for geeks and stalkers.” – Clark Kent

     

Onyx     

“At last, I can embrace my true destiny.” – Lex Luthor     

“You disappoint me. As always.” – Lex Luthor     

“I guess it’s up to me to show the world the real Lex Luthor.” – Lex Luthor     

“Seizing the moment, Dad. Just like you taught me.” – Lex Luthor     

Lionel: “I’ve changed. People change, Lex.”
  Lex: “No, they don’t. They just get soft. Like you.”

     

“You think you know someone, but there’s this side of them that you never see. Until it’s too late.” – Lana Lang     

“Clark, how many times has your friend done something underhanded that you didn’t expect? People have a lot of different sides and sometimes they keep those sides hidden, even from the ones that they love.” – Chloe Sullivan     

“Is that what you think of me, Clark? I’m hurt. I thought we were friends.” – Lex Luthor     

“You lied to me for years, Clark. But now I know your secret.” – Lex Luthor     

“Whatever you are, whatever you are planning, I’m going to stop you” – Clark Kent     

“Think about it, Clark. My intellect, your powers. Together we could rule this world. We’ll walk as gods among men.” – Lex Luthor     

“Every man has a weakness, Clark, no matter how superhuman he may be. I’ve embrace my destiny. Now embrace yours. We could forge a new future together.” – Lex Luthor     

“I’ll never join you.” – Clark Kent     

“Everyman has a weakness Clark, no matter how superhuman he may be” – Lex Luthor     

“I offer you a chance at greatness, and this is what you do with it.” – Lex Luthor     

“I want you to remember this day, Clark. I want you to remember that despite all your amazing powers, there was one man that beat you.” – Lex Luthor     

“Maybe this was always our destiny. How sad.” – Lex Luthor     

“A man can’t deny his true nature, can he, Lex? No. We’re Luthors.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Spirit     

“Things don’t always end up the way you picture them, but sometimes they can end up even better if you give them a chance.” – Martha Kent

     

Blank     

“There are too many secrets. I kept wishing that we could wipe the slate clean, but we can’t. A chance like that… maybe it only comes around once in a lifetime.” – Lana Lang

     

Ageless     

Lionel: “Genevieve – you know, I’m not accustomed to being summoned like a lap dog.” Genevieve: “Don’t be silly, Lionel – I’d never allow you on my lap.”     

“Well, my son hasn’t been listening to me. What do you want me to do, give him a good spanking?” – Lionel Luthor Lionel: “Watch your back, son.” Lex: “I always do.”

     

Forever     

“Clark, your destiny lies far beyond those corn fields out there. And I’m not about to let you turn your back on that just because of us.” – Jonathon Kent     

“The Oedipal bond certainly has a habit of flourishing when it’s . . . fed, doesn’t it, Lex?” – Lionel Luthor     

“Things change. No matter how much we don’t want them to.” – Clark Kent

     

Commencement     

Lois: “Clark, I know how devastated you must be, but if you could just keep your tears to a minimum, I’d appreciate it.”     

Clark: “I’ll try.”     

“Can you hear me, Dad? Before you leave this Earth, I want you to know…you did create the son you always wanted.” – Lex Luthor

     

 

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Arrival     

“One journey has ended. A new journey is about to begin.” – Jor-El     

“I’m beginning to get the impression that lying is an unshakable habit of your’s.” – Lex Luthor     

Lois: Clark, really, you should’t have! Clark: Actually, I didn’t.     

“I know you’re faster than a speeding bullet, Clark – mind taking me along for the ride?” – Chloe Suillvan     

“You’re not just a hero…you’re a superhero.” – Chloe Suillvan

     

Mortal     

“Destiny’s just another word for not having a choice.” – Clark Kent     

Lex: Happiness is such an elusive creature, isn’t it? We all wish for it but very few ever really find it.
  Chloe: Doesn’t make the search any less important.
       Lex: Or the destination.     

Clark: Well, normally, I’d just rip open the door, super speed past the cameras, and somehow open the vault with my heat vision.
       Chole: So what you’re saying is: now that you are human, you have no useful skills.
       Clark: Not so much.

     

Hidden     

I guess I’ll never be able to escape who I really am.” – Clark Kent

     

Aqua     

“It’s a complicated world, Clark. Only the naïve view it in black and white.” – Lex Luthor     

A.C.: I’ve got a buck.
       Lois: Yeah? You should use it to buy some fashion sense.     

“Don’t apologize. If you’re going to be late, at least be late with conviction.” – Milton Fine     

Clark: I didn’t ask for this life.
  Chloe: We didn’t ask for a world that needs heroes, but the truth is we do. Now more then ever, Clark.     

“You might be a big fish in the water, but up here I’m the shark.” – Lex Luthor     

Clark: You know, the other day a professor of mine, he accused LuthorCorp of being evil, and you just short of being the devil.
  Lex: Well, you didn’t tell him about my pitchfork, did you?     

“Lois, I promise, someday…you’ll meet someone even more special.” – Clark Kent

     

Exposed     

Chloe: How are you ever going to live without Clark?
  Lois: One word – blissfully.     

“We all need to believe in heroes, Clark, and even the best ones are far from perfect.” – Lex Luthor

     

Splinter     

“Lex is an extraordinary young man – he’s always had an extraordinary appetite for power. But if he succeeds in this first foray into the political arena, I’m afraid he’ll develop such a fierce taste for it he’ll go on to devour the whole world.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Lana: Why is it different, Lex?
  Lex: Because there are some doors that can’t be closed once they’re opened.

     

Solitude     

“Impatience is such a pathetic human trait.” – Professor Fine     

Lionel: I wonder, do they know about the sort of things you keep hidden behind closed doors.
  Lex: Ooh – you must be referring about our deep dark family secrets. Don’t worry – I won’t embarrass you.     

“I want you to know, I’m more than ready to give up my life for the life of my child.” – Martha Kent

     

Lexmas     

“We Luthors are made of pretty tough and definitely expensive material.” – Lex Luthor     

“And you know what the secret to living happily ever after is? Power ! Money… and power ! Since when you have those two things, you can secure everything else. And keep it that way…” – Lex Luthor

     

Fanatic     

Lionel: How does it feel, Lex, to have people worship you?
       Lex: Being the idol for a cult of psychopaths isn’t exactly a power trip, Dad.     

Samantha: You’re losing your edge, Lex.
       Lex: And you’re clearly over it.

     

Lockdown     

“You’re going to make a great politician, Luthor. You almost sound like you believe your own lies.” – Flynn

     

Reckoning     

Lana: When do you start caring what people think of you?
       Lex: Since I was branded at birth with the sins of my father     

Your powers on Earth may seem extraordinary, Kal-El, but we are not gods. – Jor-El     

A heart beats only so many times in a life. Your father used his more then anyone I know. – Martha Kent

     

Vengeance     

Lionel: It must be humbling to pull all those strings and find out they’re attached to nothing.
       Lex: Especially when your father is the one holding the scissors.     

Void     

“This is your destiny, son. You are going to touch the lives of so many people. Not just as a man, but as a symbol. You’re a symbol of peace. You’re a symbol of justice. And now it’s time for you to go” – Jonathan Kent

     

Mercy     

“You’re still obsessing over him after all these years? Clark Kent is a simple farm boy. Let it go, Lex…let it go.” – Lionel Luthor

     

Fade     

“I don’t owe Clark anything, Lex – especially the truth” – Lana Lang

     

Oracle     

“Challenging upper management often leads to a bout of unemployment.” – Lex Luthor     

“Lex: You’re the one who taught me – keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” – Lex Luthor     

Clark: Look for anything my dad might be warning me about.
  Chloe: I can’t exactly search for a file named “My Evil Scheme.”

     

Vessel     

“You made a deal with the devil. He always comes to collect.” – Lionel Luthor

           
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Zod
Martha: Every world needs its heroes, Clark. They inspire us to be better than we are. And they protect us from the darkness that’s just around the corner.

Martha: I’ve lost my husband and now my son because of your games!
Jor-El: We have both lost much, Martha Kent. But you must put aside your anguish if you wish to save your world.

Raya: Zod is a soldier. He will kill you.
Clark: If there was a way for you to save everyone you loved, wouldn’t you risk dying?
Raya: You truly are your father’s son.

Zod [in Lex]: So easily beaten. Disappointing.
Clark: I won’t let you destroy Earth, like you did Krypton.
Zod [in Lex]: Jor-El couldn’t stop me, and neither will his son.
Clark: Then I’ll die trying.
Zod [in Lex]: But you won’t be the only one. These humans you care so much about… swear your allegiance to me, and I’ll allow the ones you love the most to live…Kneel before Zod.

Lex: Look, I can never make up for what happened. All I can do is move forward and try to rebuild everything I’ve damaged.
Lana: That might not be easy.
Lex: Well, nothing worth it ever is.

Sneeze

Lex: Well I forgot what a concerned parent you are. That’s why you’re having me followed, isn’t it? To make sure I don’t destroy the rest of the world?
Lionel: If I were having you followed, son, you would never know it. I can guarantee you that.

Chloe: When you escaped from that Kryptonian Land of the Lost, I bet you didn’t think that you’d be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head cold, huh?
Clark: Not exactly the goodbye gift I was expecting, no.
Chloe: I guess heroes don’t get sick days.

Chloe: Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can.
Clark: That’s a steel door, it’s not a birthday cake.
Chloe: I don’t see anything else working. Come on, let’s see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down. [Clark blows] Good thing you didn’t have garlic today.

Chloe: You just take care of that cold. We’ve enough natural disasters around here without having to worry about Hurricane Clark looming off the coast.

Lois: Miracles really do happen: man walked on the moon, call waiting was created, and Lois Lane got her first by-line on the front page of the Inquisitor.
Chloe: Hey, that’s great, Lo. I don’t know how I feel about the alien angle, but…
Lois: I wasn’t too crazy about the E.T. spin, either, but my editor insisted it’d help sell papers, so…
Clark: Well, let’s hear it for journalistic integrity.
Lois: Look, I swear, you guys, when I was writing that article, I don’t know… I don’t think I’ve ever been happier in my life. The thrill of discovery, the clacking of keys, the scent of fresh ink. Yeah, I think I’ve finally found my calling.

Wither

Lex: Happiness is just a feeling of euphoria. It’s your brain chemistry going into overdrive. That’s why so many relationships fail when the honeymoon ends and reality sets in.
Lana: Wow, have you always been such a romantic?

Clark: Hey, how goes life living with Lois?
Chloe: Closer to coffee, further from sanity, but, you know, until Metropolis University reopens, I guess… what is it they say about a gift horse?
Clark: “Stay away from the mouth,” which is difficult because Lois uses hers so much.

Lex: You’ve always had an eye for beauty. It’s a Latin name, formositas falsus. “Beauty that belies a dark nature.”
Clark: So, even your plants have hidden agendas.
Lex: Well, I guess it all comes down to survival of the fittest. Doesn’t it?
Clark: A strange vine has cropped up over the ridge at Lone Pine. It’s attacking people.
Lex: And naturally you came to my little shop of horrors to foil my ingenious plot to repopulate the planet with vegetation. Sorry, Clark. I’m all out of evil.

Lois: [to Oliver] Well, I wasn’t going to give it to you, but the tights… you’re totally pulling it off.
Lex: You should see him in a tutu.
Oliver Queen: Lex Luthor… with a girl that he doesn’t have to inflate.

Gloria: Kryptonians, always so hard and cold.
Clark: You can’t go home. I can’t let you stay. What are we gonna do?
Gloria: We’ll have to let nature decide.

Arrow

Oliver: This is funny. You know, the way Lois talked about you, I thought you were gonna be a little bit more of a…
Clark: Little more what? Of a geek?
Lois: Well, you’re not exactly jumping the velvet ropes at nightclubs, so…
Clark: It’s really nice to see that Lois has found someone who can overlook her personality.
Oliver: Oh, don’t worry about it, Clark. If I lived under the same roof with such a beautiful woman, I probably would mask my feelings in sarcasm, too.

Oliver: [discussing Lois investigating the Green Arrow] Look, forget about this guy for the weekend. I can have you in Cancun by sunset, sipping margaritas.
Lois: Well, as much as I’d love to be your beach bimbo, the only person I’ll be spending my weekend with is into leather and has a perverted fetish for archery.

Green Arrow: Looks like I’m not the only one with a secret. I hate to break it to you, tough guy, but you’re on the wrong side.
Clark: I’m not sure the police would agree.
Green Arrow: Look around you. The days of the good guy running the show are over.

Chloe: So, how did you let this guy slip through your fingers?
Clark: This Green Arrow Bandit’s got a lot of gadgets.
Chloe: Gadgets? Against the Man of Steel?
Clark: He’s good, all right?
Chloe: Fine, backing off. The Green Arrow Bandit? Is that really the name Lois came up with? If you ask me, I’d lose the “Bandit,” but, not my story.

Green Arrow: I saved you.
Lois: Yeah, from goons who were trying to find you. They’re not the only one with a “V” for vendetta on your little leather ass.
Green Arrow: Little? I’ve been really working the glutes lately, too.
Lois: Did the humor come with the costume?
Green Arrow: Did the Tomb Raider routine come from wanting daddy’s attention?

Oliver: Clark, you have abilities I couldn’t even dream of. And I admire that you use them to save the people you’re close to.
Clark: But?
Oliver: But there’s a whole world of people out there, Clark. They need us. With your potential… you can’t wait for them to come to you. When you’re ready to do something about that, you let me know.

Reunion

Oliver: Clark, I was wondering if my security system would keep someone like you out.
Clark: Looks like you need an upgrade.
Oliver: Or you need to learn how to knock.

Oliver: I was thinking about developing a boxing-glove arrow, and then I thought, “come up with something a little fancier.” [shoots an arrow] Contained Electromagnetic Pulse. Knocks out everything electrical within an 8-foot radius: cameras, laser systems… pacemakers. That last one was a joke, Clark.
Clark: I’m laughing on the inside.
Oliver: Maybe we’ll get lucky one day and it’ll bubble to the surface.

Young Lex: What are you going do?
Duncan: I’m going help people, like Warrior Angel.
Young Lex: You better hit the gym. Spandex is tough to pull off.

Lois: We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. I just wish that Oliver didn’t feel like he had to hide it from me.
Clark: You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets.
Lois: That is… totally retarded.

Clark: Making the wrong choices and living with the consequences… it’s not easy, is it?
Oliver: Speaking from experience, huh?
Clark: More than I’d like.
Oliver: You know, we all make bad choices, Clark. All we can do is hope to make the right ones in the future, right?

Fallout

Chloe: Jimmy, this isn’t a story. It’s a hunch. Besides what were you doing playing stalker-azzi in the middle of the night following Lex Luthor around?
Jimmy Olsen: Being proactive, hopefully nailing a front-page shot. You don’t think some back-alley hand-off is suspicious?
Chloe: I think Lex Luthor getting out of bed in the morning is suspicious.

Clark: I haven’t been the best son.
Raya: Your father was hard on himself, too. He felt guilty that he couldn’t save Krypton. His only redemption was sending you to save Earth.
Clark: Save it from what?
Raya: Extinction. Your civilization is going to destroy itself, just like Krypton. You should know this. It was part of your training.
Clark: I haven’t started my training. Now the Fortress is damaged. Jor-El tried to warn me, but I didn’t listen. I mean, how could I trust someone who brought so much pain into my life?
Raya: Pain is a part of anyone’s journey, Kal-El. You can’t escape it. You must accept your destiny.

Baern: So this is Jor-El’s famed Fortress of knowledge. I thought it’d be bigger.
Clark: It doesn’t matter. You won’t be staying long.
Baern: Big talk, big man. I’m surprised you’re still standing. I guess Jor-El was right about how the yellow sun affects you Kryptonian cockroaches. But I’m back. And now, I’m supersized. This is the perfect place for the fall of the House of El. Paying for the sins of your father can be a bitch.

Martha: It looks like Krypton gave us more than one hero.

Clark: Mom, I know how much you love me and how much dad… but I’ve always felt different. Because I am. And Raya was the first person I ever met who could really understand that. And I don’t think I ever really thought about what I’d lost… a family, a whole race of people who were just like me. For the first time, I’m ready to stop running from who I really am… from my destiny

Rage

Lex: What do you think is faster, an arrow or a bullet?
Green Arrow: There’s only one way to find out.

Clark: You’re looking awfully healthy.
Oliver: It’s called exercise, Clark. It’s something we mere mortals have to do from time to time.
Clark: According to the Daily Planet, the Green Arrow was shot last night.
Oliver: If I was shot, don’t you think I’d be laying in a hospital or a morgue? I’m not bulletproof like you are, Clark.

Oliver: Apparently, you were too busy using your powers to bale hay than to realize there’s a crime wave in Metropolis. Let me ask you a question. Are you ever gonna get off your ass and finally do something for a change?
Clark: I didn’t come here to be insulted.
Oliver: Well you know what? There’s the door. I don’t remember you being invited.
Clark: Oliver, what’s going on with you?
Oliver: Clark, I don’t need to take advice from someone whose only worry in life is to protect his own identity.

Clark: Oliver, you’re not a killer!
Oliver: No, but he is, Clark. You and I both know the world’s a better place without Lex Luthor.
Clark: That’s not for us to decide.

Clark: What made you come to your senses?
Oliver: Actually, you did. This whole time, I just wanted to be like Clark Kent, you know? I wanted to… I wanted to have the ability to bring justice to the world without having to worry about getting killed in the process. And then something occurred to me, and I realized that Clark Kent would never take another man’s life. I came within an inch of doing just that. I’m not even in your league.
Clark: Oliver, you do a lot of good in this world. You don’t need to be indestructible to be a hero.

Static

Chloe: [to Clark] Look, I understand that you feel like all these psychopathic space invaders are your fault, but you can’t keep it all inside. You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders, and that’s noble. But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in. Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved.

Subterranean

Lex: I thought I told you you’re no longer a welcome guest at the mansion.
Clark: Trust me, Lex, I don’t want to be here either. But after what you’ve done…
Lex: And exactly what did I do? Did I swat a fly with too much force?

Chloe: Come on, Clark, you put a psycho killer away and you reunited a mother with her son. I mean, there are only so many hours in the day.
Clark: Well, see, that’s the thing. No matter how many people I save, I can’t solve the world’s problems.
Chloe: I don’t know anyone else who does more for this world than you.

Clark: You realize the only reason Lex is doing this is to wash his hands of it.
Lana: Lex had no idea what was going on on that farm.
Clark: Lana, you don’t believe that.
Lana: Unlike some people I know, Lex doesn’t lie to me.
Clark: Or he just wants his name clear of murder and slavery, so he sends a messenger to do his cleanup work.

Hydro

Lois: I don’t get it. Of all the photographers in Metropolis, how is it that you end up with the first shots of our merry archer?
Jimmy: My connections.
Lois: No. Really.
Jimmy: Uh, well, the guy doesn’t get out of the Suicide Slums much, so I just hung out there for a few weeks… in my car with my pepper spray and the doors locked.
Lois: This is it? A bunch of arms and legs? Nice work, hotshot. I mean, you didn’t even manage to catch one shot of his face. All these tell me about Green Arrow is that he needs a band-aid.

Jimmy: Preliminary investigation is calling it suicide, but how’s a guy who’s larger than life drown in two feet of water?
Chloe: Well, his career was over. And Lake was right; the coroner’s report says that Dawson was juiced up on muscle mixers.
Jimmy: Chloe, come on, you’re going to tell me that someone on a ‘roid rage is going to lie down in a koi pond and call it a day?

Clark: People keep secrets for a reason.
Lois: I don’t know. If you ask me, I think a secret is just a big loophole in the whole “thou shall not lie” clause.
Clark: There’s just no gray area with you, is there?
Lois: Not when someone I thought I knew better than anyone has been keeping the biggest secret of all.
Clark: What are you talking about?
Lois: What would you do if one day you realized someone close to you had a serious hero complex?
Clark: Hero complex?
Lois: Hiding his true identity from everyone he supposedly cares about? You can’t tell me you wouldn’t find something wrong with that.
Clark: Who exactly are we talking about?

Chloe: Clark, before you unload your anger on me, can I just say that I think it is incredibly unfair that everyone trusts me to keep their secrets, and then they turn around and they throw me attitude for keeping someone else’s secret! Look, I’m sorry that I had to take a two-second breather from hiding the fact that you are an alien from another planet to protect someone else for a change! God! [Clark hugs her] You had that coming, you know?
Clark: For the record… I prefer “intergalactic traveler” over “alien from another planet.”

Chloe: The craziest part is he chucked a guy across an alley, right? [Lois: Oh yeah] And then supersped away. I mean, WHO does that?
Clark: Hmm. [pause] It’s a good thing when Oliver showed up when he did. Then you know for sure.
Chloe: Oh, she knew before he showed up.
Clark: You did?
Chloe: Ask her how.
Clark: How?
Lois: I kissed him.
Chloe: Isn’t that romantic? [Clark sighs and nods] Oh, I’m sorry Lois. Finish the story. [Clark tries to interrupt] This is the best part.
Lois: Hmmm. Well, he was holding me in his arms, and – Ollie’s a good kisser, don’t get me wrong – but that Green Arrow? He could teach Ollie a thing or two.

Justice

Oliver: Rain check?
Lois: Sure. I’ll just put it next to the rest of the umbrellas you keep handing me. I mean, is it just me or is this relationship all interruptus and no coitus?

Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want a ponytail! Disappointment abounds.

Victor: Ollie found me. I was living on the streets. He gave me a warm meal, roof over my head…. and a reason to go on living.
Oliver: Did he just say something nice about me?
A.C.: Maybe he’s starting to rust.
Clark: A.C., how’d you fall into all this?
A.C.: I got into a little trouble sinking a whaler off the coast of Japan.
Victor: A little trouble? That’s what you’re gonna go with? Ollie had to save your scaly butt from getting filleted.
A.C.: I would have gotten out of it.
Oliver: Before or after they packed you into a thousand little tin cans?
Victor: Well, at least he would have been dolphin-safe.
A.C.: Fish jokes. That’s all I ever get are fish jokes.

Lex: You.
Green Arrow: You remember. I’m touched.
Lex: Well, it’s a little hard to forget. Last time we met, you put an arrow in my chest.
Green Arrow: You put a bullet in mine. Bygones?
Lex: Go to hell.
Green Arrow: You first.

Victor: Cyborg to Aquaman. What the hell are you fish-stick?

(A door opens and Cyborg see a lot of guards in the floor)

A.C.: Why you taken so long?
Victor: Nice! But please, put-put a shirt.
A.C.: I swim faster when I´m naked.
Victor: I bet you do.
A.C.: (Smiles to Cyborg) You are lucky. I´m still why my pants on.

Oliver: Ever since my parents died, I’ve jumped around from city to city, from continent to continent and in all those years, not once have I regretted leaving anyone. But then I met you.
Lois: Then stay.
Oliver: I can’t. Because there are more important things in this world than what I want…. and what I love. Someday I can explain why.
Lois: Don’t expect me to be waiting around for that when you get back.
Oliver: I’m not coming back, Lois. At least not any time soon. I’m sorry. I never wanted to hurt you.
Lois: Well, you finally got around to it anyway, didn’t you?
Oliver: This is it, the moment, right? The moment that I’m gonna regret for the rest of my life, isn’t it?
Lois: Yes.

Clark: Impulse, Cyborg, Aquaman, Green Arrow. What do you guys call your team?
Bart: I don’t know. I’ve been thinking, you know, that we need something cool. We need something like…. like-
Oliver: I was thinking about something with the word “justice” in it. After all, that’s what Lex is gonna get a big dose of.

Labyrinth

Dr. Hudson: You suffer from paranoid schizophrenia. You have for a number of years… after the death of your birth parents in the Smallville meteor shower.
Clark: See, it’s not true. My birth parents were out of town for the meteor shower.
Dr. Hudson: You were placed in the wonderful adoptive home of the Kents. But like many children, you invented a make-believe world to help you deal with the trauma you endured. You convinced yourself that you came from another planet, that you possessed special powers and you used them to save humanity.

John: You’re not crazy, Kal-El. We don’t have much time, so listen to me closely. I believe you’re from another planet.
Clark: What makes you say that?
John: Because like you, I’m not from here. I come from Mars. You can’t trust anyone.

Clark: I know who I am!
Dr. Hudson: I’m not sure you do. Your name is Clark Kent, not Kal-El. And Jor-El isn’t your father.
[Dr. Hudson shows Clark a bottle of soap labeled “Jorel”]
Woman: [over an intercom] Dr. Fine, Dr. Milton Fine, please report to level three, stat.
Dr. Hudson: When the human mind has faced tremendous emotional pain, it has no choice but to protect itself. You’ve taken bits and pieces of your surroundings and created an alternate universe where you feel safe and secure. Clark… in a world where you truly have no power, you chose to give yourself superpowers.

Lana: Okay. Let’s say that I am a hallucination… and that your world really does exist. I’m about to marry your greatest enemy. You’re an alien from another planet who’s responsible for so much tragedy. Do you really want to live in that reality?
Clark: I don’t know what to believe anymore.
Lana: Don’t you just want to take this treatment and be with me?
Clark: Of course I want to be with you… more than you could ever imagine.
Lana: Then stop fighting, please. You’ve lived like this for so long, carried this burden of being a hero. It’s time to just let go and live a normal life.
Clark: I’ve never been normal.
Lana: Your destiny isn’t to save the world, Clark. It’s to be with me for the rest of our lives.

Lana: Are you gonna tell me? What’s that look in your eye?
Clark: I had a dream about you last night.
Lana: I hope that it wasn’t a nightmare.
Clark: No! We were 10 years old and I gave you a plastic ring from of a gumball machine in Quinn’s Market.
Lana: That’s sweet. What was the occasion?
Clark: It was an engagement ring.
Lana: So what happened next?
Clark: [speaking softly] I woke up….

Clark: The important part is… you were the one person who believed in me. I don’t know what I’d do without you, Chloe.
Chloe: Oh, is this when I’m supposed to cue the Barry Manilow music?

Crimson

Clark: What is it you always say about Valentine’s Day? Oh, yeah. Our annual sneak peek at hell. That must have been before cupid struck.
Chloe: Don’t you think after being trapped in a front seat to the Clark/Lana opera that I deserve a good V-Day?
Clark: You’re the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved, and a little sad all in one sentence.
Chloe: It’s a gift.

Chloe: Lois and Clark?
Jimmy: You got to admit, they got chemistry.
Chloe: Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don’t suggest putting them together.

Lois: Please tell me we weren’t just set up.
Clark: Looks like it.
Lois: Us. That’s like hot fudge and halibut.
Clark: I take it I’m the halibut.
Lois: Naturally.

Lois: Wait. I knew I’d kissed you before, in the alley. You’re Green Arrow.
Clark: Hardly. I was just pretending to be so you wouldn’t know it was Oliver.
Lois: Oliver? Oh, my god. All those times he disappeared… what is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Thank god I finally found a normal guy.
Clark: What do you mean “normal”? Oliver’s not even in the same league as me.
Lois: You don’t have to be macho just for me. I like the dorky farm boy thing.
Clark: Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don’t wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-
Lois: Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it’s adorable.
Clark: You know, Lois, I think that it’s time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.

Lana: I’m not a competition.
Clark: You are to Lex. He didn’t tell you? He’s always wanted everything I’ve ever had. And you were at the top of that list. You’re just a trophy to him. And he’s nothing but your consolation prize.

Trespass

Jimmy: Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you’re a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so… who am I to stand in the way?
Clark: Jimmy, hold on.
Jimmy: But if you hurt her, I don’t care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain’t no lie.
Clark: It’s nice to see that you’d risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe’s honor.
Jimmy: A girl like that… worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.
Clark: I feel the same way. As her friend. Nothing more, I swear.

Martha: [to Lana] If you’re taking the Luthor name, I guess armed guards and dodging the press go with the gold ring.

Lex: Looks like you’re working out some issues there.
Clark: Just doing a little honest work, Lex. You should try it sometime.
Lex: Why start now? My life’s perfect.

Lex: I just wanted to take a little sleigh ride down memory lane, visit the scene of the crime. Hey, here’s where you took my fiancée after kidnapping her, right before you tried to kill me.
Clark: I wasn’t myself that night… I’m sorry.
Lex: Sorry? What, that you didn’t finish the job? You know, I’m still a bit fuzzy on the details, what with you trying to choke the life out of me, but what fascinates me is how after all that, Lana could still feel safe coming here.
Clark: That was her choice. I had nothing to do with it.
Lex: You never do. That’s all right. You see, I understand the allure of trying to unravel the mystery of Clark Kent. I suffered from it once too. When I thought you mattered.

Lex: [to Clark] What I want is to make Lana happy for the rest of her life. And I want you to be there on our wedding day… to see what you lost.

Freak

Chloe: Face it, Clark, I’m a walking time bomb.
Clark: Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.

Promise

Lionel: [reading Lana’s letter to Lex] This will destroy Lex…I give you my word Ms. Lang, if you don’t honor the promise that you gave my son, or I find out you’ve told anyone about this conversation I will kill Clark Kent.

Clark: I waited for you….
Lana: Clark!
Clark: What happened?
Lana: I’m..I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you…but I wanna be with Lex
Clark: That’s not true. He got to you didn’t he?
Lana: No, please just believe me and let it go.
Clark: Let it go?…Let it go? Lana I love you….I love you!

Combat

Chloe: Clark, slow down! I don’t have enough money to hire a full-time maid to clean up every time you decide to blow in!
Clark: What did you find?

Clark: How could Lana do it? How could she marry Lex?
Martha: I don’t know Clark, but she made her choice.
Clark: Or someone made it for her.

Progeny

Nemesis

Chloe: [on voice mail] Hey, Clark, it’s me again. Where are you? I feel like your stalker ex-girlfriend, even though I was never your girlfriend. It was just an analogy – a bad one.

Clark: I saw Lana the day of the wedding and she was gonna leave you. What did you do her?
Lex: I don’t know. The answer must have gotten lost in that dark abyss we call my soul.

Clark: Were we ever really friends, Lex?
Lex: I don’t know. I have nothing to compare it to. You’re the only real friend I’ve ever had, Clark. And somewhere along the way, you saw me as your nemesis, turned your back on me.

Clark: Chloe, I’ve x-rayed these tunnels over a dozen times, and they all just seem to lead to Reeves Dam.
Chloe: Maybe so, but if Lex is willing to go up against Tomb Raider for them, I can’t retire my reporter’s notebook just yet.

Lana: I wonder how Martha Kent would handle hearing that you used her son as a bargaining chip? Tell me what you know.
Lionel: Well, I see you’ve embraced wholeheartedly what it means to be a Luthor.

Noir

Prototype

[Clark talks to Lana about Lex.]
Clark: Lana, whatever reason you had to go through with the wedding — it was the wrong choice. You have no idea what he is capable of.
Lana: You’d be surprised what I know.
Clark: Then why are you still here?
Lana: We all have our secrets, Clark. Sometimes we have to keep them to protect those we love.

Lex: Every time I open my heart to someone, I end up getting hurt. If you ever betrayed me, I don’t know what I’d do.
Lana: I’d never hurt the man I love.

Clark: It will be just like old times, like when you first got to Smallville
Lois: You’re just hoping to catch me in the shower again.

Phantom

[Clark lifts Lionel by his throat]
Lionel: Clark, if Lana’s spoken to you, I know what you must be thinking, but you’ve got to listen to me.
Clark: I’ve listened to you for too long!
Lionel: Lex is tracking a wraith from the Phantom Zone. I had to force Lana to marry him. It was the only way she could get close to him to get the information for me I need to help you.
Clark: No. I never asked for your help. And I never will.
Lionel: You’re not a murderer. You’re Kal-El.
Clark: Don’t call me by that name!

Clark: Chloe, I told Lana my secret. She knows everything. She knows that… I’m an alien.
Chloe: Wow. So, I guess we have a new charter member of the Clark Kent secret-keeping club… What did she say?
Clark: She kissed me.
Chloe: That’s fantastic. You’ve been wanting this forever. You just… you must be on Cloud 99.
Clark: I will be as soon as I deal with this Phantom.

Chloe: Look, Lois, take it from someone who’s gone up against the Lex Luthor army more than once. Not only will victory remain elusive, but you’re almost certain to step on a land mine in the process.
Lois: I’m the general’s daughter, remember? I live for battle.

Clark: [Clark superspeeds into Reeves Dam and pushes Lex up against the wall] She was your wife, Lex. Why did you do it?
Lex: Now is not the time to lecture me about my marriage, Clark.
Clark: Why’d you do it? Just tell me!
Lex: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
Clark: You afraid she was gonna bring you down, or was it just too humiliating for you that she was gonna leave you? Why’d you have to kill her? Why?
Lex: No.
Clark: No. You don’t to need act so surprised. You’re the one who killed her. You put a bomb in her car. You’re the one who killed her!

Clark: I don’t understand. None of this makes any sense.
Lionel: It was when Lex was possessed with Zod. I became possessed with all your father’s knowledge. I found myself writing, in Kryptonian, the symbol for power.
Martian Manhunter: It was a beacon. The same beacon Jor-El used when he needed me.
Clark: You knew my father?
Martian Manhunter: I worked for Jor-El, bringing criminals to justice. When Krypton was on the verge of annihilation, he asked me to keep an eye out for you.
Clark: Where have you been all these years?
Martian Manhunter: Watching from a distance.
Lionel: Your father wanted you to pass the test without any help. He wasn’t to interfere unless it was absolutely necessary.
Martian Manhunter: When you unleashed those phantoms, your life was at stake. I didn’t have a choice.
Lionel: Like what happened at the docks in Seattle.
Clark: When that phantom infected my mind?
Lionel: That’s right.
Martian Manhunter: Unfortunately, I’ve lost a step since then.
Clark: What happened?
Martian Manhunter: Nothing.
[Clark opens Martian Manhunter’s jacket and sees he was injured]
Clark: That doesn’t look like nothing.
Martian Manhunter: I had a run-in with the last phantom. I have to leave Earth’s atmosphere to heal, but first I must complete the job I started.

 


 

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Bizarro

Kara

Kara: The House of El has a lot of family secrets that nobody ever discussed. As humans would say, we were… dysfunctional.

Fierce

Cure

Action

Lara

Wrath

Lois Lane: What? I can’t believe you’ve never had famous franks before!
Grant Gabriel: I can’t believe anyone’s had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!

[Grant kisses Lois.]
Grant Gabriel: I’m glad I got that off my chest.
Lois Lane: Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I’d have my name on your door by tomorrow. That’s sexual harassment.
[Lois kisses Grant.]
Lois Lane: But that wasn’t.

Lana Lang: I would do anything for Clark.
Chloe Sullivan: Even kill. What a lucky guy!

Blue

Lara: Jor-El? Is that you?
Clark Kent: I’m Kal-El.
Lara: Kal-El… My son, my beautiful boy. You’re a man now.

Grant Gabriel: Ok everybody, time to stop talking, start reporting! You’re journalists, not stargazers, let’s move!

Jor-El: You have chosen to defy me. This defiance cannot go without consequences.

Gemini

Persona

[Bizarro finds Brainiac.]
Bizarro: Look at yourself, you can barely catch a rat.
Brainiac: I am the brain interactive construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me.

Siren

[Dinah is invited to join Green Arrow’s Justice League.]
Dinah Lance: I’m not really a team player.
Oliver Queen: Good. Then you’ll fit right in.

Fracture

Hero

Traveler

Chloe: [to Jor-El, in the Fortress of Solitude] Out of all the planets across the universe you decided to send your only son to this one, to Earth! You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me. I love your son! He’s in danger and he needs our help!

Patricia Swann: My father often reminded me that despite the power of the sun, it’s always night on half the planet. For all the good you do, there will always be darkness, people who would kill you or abuse your power for their own gain. Lionel Luthor is just one of many.

Veritas

Clark: Then why has he [Brainiac] turned his attention toward you?
Kara: I don’t know. But when we go up against him, it would be helpful if were on the same playing field. Or should I say sky?

Clark: Not helping.
Kara: I’m sorry, Yeah, I know. It… but it’s just really easy. Just up, up and away.

Lois: Okay. Better make sure that camera is loaded with ammo because I got tomorrow’s headline. “Daughter of Nobel-Winning Astronomer Murdered.”

Jimmy: That Swann woman they fished out of the lake last night?
Lois: Yeah.
Jimmy: I thought that she drowned.
Lois: More like sank. Kind of hard to swim after you’ve been shot.

Lionel: No, I’ve repented.
Chloe: That’s right, you’re an intensely spiritual man. You amassed all the power a human could until you found out about Clark. Befriending him is the closest thing you’ll get to seeing God.

Descent

 

Chloe: Long night. It’s good to see the sun again.

Clark: It’s too bad Lionel’s not here to see it.

Chloe: Lex closed the funeral to any and all guests. In other word’s Lex is the only one invited.

Clark: Lionel deserves better.

Chloe: At least we know how Lionel truly felt about you. I mean, he thought of you as his second son.

Clark: Another person who treated me like a son and died because of it.

Chloe: -Clark–


Clark: Jor-El died getting me on that ship. My dad died of a heart attack from the powers he took on protecting me. And now Lionel’s been murdered for protecting my secret.

Chloe: They did die for you, Clark. But ultimately, they died for all of us. There was a reason those men were in your life. Each of them added something to the man that you are today.


Clark: How could Lex have done it? How does a son… …murder his own father?

Chloe: Total absence of love. Some say that’s the definition of evil. You have to get those keys away from Lex, Clark, before he kills anyone else.

Clark: He’s not gonna to have the chance. I won’t let him.

Sleeper

Apocalypse

Quest

Arctic

Lex Luthor: I loved you like a brother, Clark, but I’m sorry it had to end this way.

 

 


 

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Odyssey

Lois: I can’t believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you’re demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here?
Clark: I’m…
Man: You know him?
Lois: Yes.
Clark: No.
Lois: He wishes he didn’t know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell.
Man: We’ll take him back.
Lois: And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough.
Man: I’ll handle him.

Lois: What are you doing here.
Clark: I heard they have good espresso.
Lois: You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?
Clark: I’ve been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here?
Lois: Feminine charm.
Clark: (scoffs)
Lois: Yes I do have some.
Clark: Great job protecting your short supply of it.
Lois: Why don’t you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.

Clark: You mind not pointing that thing at me?
Lois: God Clark, I’m not aiming at you. What?! I’m not! Besides it’s only your kneecap.
Clark: Well that makes me feel a lot better.
Lois: Look I know that you’re nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I’ll protect you, you’ll be fine.
Clark: Chloe.
Lois: Out of the way Smallville. Chloe!
Chloe: Lois look behind you, watch out!

Clark: Oh, I’m sorry is this bothering you?
Lois: The chair or you in it?
Clark: Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad’s boot camp.
Lois: Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism.
Clark: Well I better get going. I’ll see you bright and early Monday morning.
Lois: Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early?
Clark: Lois. You’re the one that gave me the application. You’re looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet.
Lois: That’s great. What made you change your mind?
Clark: I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.
Lois: Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?
Clark: I’m going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we’re going to be neighbors Lane.
Lois: You gotta be kidding me.

Oliver: I’d be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you’ll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us.
Dinah: You might want to try a little more formfitting.

Plastique

Toxic

Instinct

Committed

Prey

Identity

Lois: Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you’ve come to the right place. The crime rate’s so high there’s actually a “no vacancy sign” in front of county jail.
Sebastian: Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I’ve covered.
Lois: Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?

Bloodline

Abyss

Bride

Legion

Clark: Hey, it’s nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.
Chloe: Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.

Bulletproof

Power

Requiem

Infamous

Turbulence

Hex

Lois: Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!
Chloe: How wonderfully morbid.

Zatanna: Rough birthday, huh?
Chloe: You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.

Zatanna: I can’t ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I would like to try to make sure that something like this doesn’t happen again.
Oliver: Here’s a thought… don’t do it again.

Eternal

Stiletto

Lois: I’ll get my best men on it… and when I say men, I mean me because I work in the basement.

Lois: Okay, obviously there’s been some sort of mistake. It’s not like I squeezed into 5″ booted heels for my health.
Hostess: Miss Lane, there’s simply nothing I can do.
Lois: Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter’s sweet…
Chloe: Lois!

Beast

Injustice

Doomsday

Lois: You just want to take over the world with some alien nation.
Tess: I am trying to save the world.
Lois: What’s wrong with Greenpeace?

 


 

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Savior

Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer “Emil.”

Metallo

Chloe: Lois means something to you, something more.

Rabid

Echo

Roulette

Chloe: You were living like you had a death wish, Oliver. You had to face your demons if you were ever going to make it out alive. And I had to push you over the ledge in order to pull you back.
Oliver: Did you have to push with a 3-ton truck?
Chloe: I didn’t think a tricycle would be a strong enough point.

Oliver: You saved my life, Chloe. Both the myth… and the man.

Oliver: You’ve done a hell of a job keeping the world safe on your own, Clark. I’m here to help you now.
Clark: Good. Something tells me…soon the world will need all the help we can get.

Crossfire

Lois: Look, I appreciate you helping me audition, I’m still angry you didn’t tell me how bad Oliver was doing, but you’re here anyway, so please, don’t make me wish you weren’t.
Clark: It’s okay, Lois. You don’t need to get all worked up like you usually do.
Lois: Well, excuse me Mr. I’m-slow-and-steady-and-know-what’s-best-for-everyone, this happens to be important to me. With newspapers on the endangered species list, news television is my one and only back-up plan.
Clark: Don’t you think you can be a little less dramatic with this whole thing?
Lois: You could be a little more passionate with this whole thing. But not you, not mild-mannered Clark Kent. Do you even care if I get this job?
Clark: Of course I care, I bought a new tie.
Lois: Oh, well I bought a whole new outfit.
Clark: Yeah, you look great.
Lois: Don’t do that.
Clark: Do what?
Lois: Don’t you dare reassure me right now.
Clark: Lois, I’m only doing this for you. How else am I going to get that second date?
Lois: (Pauses) Well, you should have thought of that before you stood me up the first time.
Lois: (talking to the waiter) You got anything stronger?
Waiter: Of course.
Clark: Last thing you need is a drink Lois.
Lois: Thanks Clark. You sound like my mother on prom night. How do I look?
Clark: If this were a prom, you’d be crowned queen. Your date’s a lucky man.
Lois: Do I detect a note of jealousy in the notoriously nice Clark Kent? Be careful my date doesn’t hear you. He might just have to take you down.
Clark: (chuckles) Like to see him try.
Lois: You know what they say: all’s fair in love and war.
Clark: And what’s it gonna be for us Lois? Love or war?
Lois: Clark, it sounds like you’re asking me out on another date?
Clark: If I was, would you say yes?
Lois: I’ll tell you what I’d say… (sees Oliver walking in) Oliver!
(Clark walks in the Daily Planet bullpen, sees Lois reading something, and nervously walks up to her.)
Clark: Lois?
Lois: Did you hear? The brilliant brass over at KZXP have decided to go with someone else for their morning show.
Clark: Lois?
Lois: After everything that happened, after Ollie and I almost got killed, guess who they’ve decided to go with? (She shows him a promo picture of Catherine Grant as the new correspondent.)
Lois: Apparently blondes test better with morning viewers.
Clark: Lois!
Lois: I’m sorry, I never should have tried out in the first place, or dragged you with me, and I just–
(Clark grabs her and passionately kisses her. At first, she is surprised, then she kisses him back.)

Kandor

Idol

Pandora

Lois: (Upon entering Watchtower) OK Chloe, you remember when we were ten and I kicked you out of my cubbyhouse for spilling soda and you said you’d just build a cooler one? You win

Disciple

Clark: “That’s PDA #5, not that I’m keeping track.”

Absolute Justice

Oliver: (walking into Watchtower) Anyone home?
Chloe: What’s up?
Oliver: Nothing, actually. I, uh, I thought I’d stop by and see if anyone’s hungry.
John Jones: I could use some dinner. Chloe?
Chloe: Uh, sure. You’re buying, Mr. Queen.
John Jones: Don’t look at me, I’m living off a policeman’s salary.
Oliver: Ah, fine. Dessert’s on you.
John Jones: On Mars, we never had dessert. But I have grown especially fond of cookies.

Warrior

Persuasion

Conspiracy

Escape

Checkmate

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Annie: [Opens front door] Hello!
Pizza Delivery Boy: 12 inch Mess of Meats.
Annie: Oh, thank you.
Mitchell: Great. Keep the change.

 

Annie: So who wants tea?
George: Ugh.
Annie: What?
George: You keep making tea! Every surface is covered with cups of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can’t! There’s no mugs, there’s no tea, it’s all been made! And you can’t even drink it! You can’t drink it, but you keep making it! Oh, oh, oh my god, it’s driving me INSANE!
Annie: Oh, well, I like my routine, it makes me feel normal.
George: You’re a ghost!
Annie: Yeah, OK.

 

George: My name is George and I’m a werewolf.
Mitchell: Hello George.

Annie: Maybe he’s had a blow to the head.
George: I’m sorry?
Annie: Happened to my Nan. She got hit in the head by a radio controlled plane at a county fair. From that moment – obsessed with pygmy goats.
George: There wasn’t a single bit of that sentence I understood.

 

Mitchell: I never know with you whether its Jewish guilt, or Werewolf guilt.
George: They’re pretty much the same thing.

Gilbert: It’s death for no reason, and death for no reason is murder.

George: Oh no, it just occurred to me. I was on the jaws of a change when me and Nina… you know. I had the wolf in me.
Mitchell: [to Annie] So did Nina.

George: Who keeps their rotten tomatoes? Who looks in their salad cooler, sees their tomatoes are on the turn and thinks ‘oh no, no I’ll hang on to those in case some paedos move in opposite’?

George: That was pathetic! We were like the world’s gayest ninjas.

Mitchell: Annie! Get away from here!
Annie: No! I’m not going to leave you!
George: Annie, just go! [Flashes his Star of David at Seth]
Seth: That’s not going to work this time, Digby. There’s too many of us.
Mitchell: Let them go, Seth. If you let them go, I swear I won’t run.
Seth: [ripping sound is heard] Ow…
Lauren: Well, he won’t be staring at my tits when he speaks to me anymore.

George: Someone actually recruited an old woman?
Herrick: You know what it’s like. You’re out and about, you get the munchies. You’ll eat anything.

George: Humanity is about love, and sacrifice. This does not rob me of my humanity. It proves it.

Lucy: Puncture marks in the neck, body exsanguinated – drained of blood. Now, what could that be? Ladies and gentlemen, somewhere in Bristol is a gay vampire.
Nurse: Count Spectacular.
Lucy: Mince of Darkness.
Policeman: I bet he’d like to see *my* full moon.

Lucy: If you see the guy I declared dead walking round… kill him!

Molly: Do you like cats?
George: Yeah. Couldn’t eat a whole one, though.
George: [to himself] Who am I kidding? Course I could!

Ivan: Take a drink. Only alcohol tonight, I’m afraid – none of the hard stuff.