Andromeda TV Series Quotes
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“Uh- weirdness. Incoming.”
–Beka
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“Hey, don’t forget the silk wall hangings. I love silk wall hangings. The only reason I go is for the silk wall hangings.”
–Harper
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“You’ll have to excuse us, it’s just that we’ve never met anyone who could blow up a sun before.”
–Trance
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“This will teach me to sit at the helm. Next time, I’m all about environmental sciences!”
–Harper
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“Ah, my favorite book. Chapter twelve, paragraph eight, verse three: the universe hates you. Deal with it.”
–Harper
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“Opening the hanger doors and deactivating aft point defences. Oh look- we’re a target now.”
–Harper
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“Exactly. Which means a catalyst is not going to work. Unless you can get them all to politely line up to be incinerated.”
–Harper -
“No, really. It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues.”
–Harper
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“The deck drips with the guts of the unworthy melons. I have given life and form to the first time travelling fruit in the history of the universe!”
–Harper
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“Come on Beka, he’s only piloting three fighter squads while we sit here and do nothing. What could be so difficult about doing that?”
–Harper
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“Did I mention I’m not having fun yet?”
–Harper
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“Oh, um, you know, I left some bubbles in the tub, I should probably use them.”
–Trance
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“I’m still trying to figure out this whole poisoning yourself for fun thing. I think I like it.”
–Trance
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“Lucky for you, I’m a freaking genius.”
–Harper
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Beka: “So, are you ever gonna tell me what you’re doing locked in my ship with all the sensors cut?”
Harper: “I can’t- it’s a secret.”
Beka: “Harper. Come on, we’re friends. We have no secrets.”
Harper: “Oh, okay. What’s your natural hair color?”
Beka: “I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”
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“Oooh- artificial gravity field. Don’t it just suck?”
–Harper
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“Oh good. Insanity I can deal with. Maybe I’ll go to hydroponics afterwards and run through the sprinklers.”
–Harper
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“Why didn’t they kill you? I mean- not that I’m not glad to see you or anything.”
–Harper
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Trance: “. . . and a human, which means patching him up is as easy as cake.”
Dylan: “Easy as pie.”
Trance: “Are you sure about that? I think making pie is a lot harder than cake.”
Dylan: “Just fix him Trance.”
Trance: “Oh, he’ll be fine. Compared to baking, brain surgery is a snap.”
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“Trance, the last time I gave you a weapon, you started a chain reaction.”
–Harper
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“I know, I *know*! More work for me.”
–Harper
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Harper: “Okay, I can get most of this stuff- but we’ll have to rig for a fast getaway.”
Rev Bem: “Harper!”
Dylan: “Harper- we’re not gonna steal anything.”
Rev Bem: “Thank you.”
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“Wow, that’s really sad that a whole world had to die . . . but you look great.”
–Harper
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Dylan: “Why do you think he attacked you?”
Harper: “Jealous of my good looks, maybe?”
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Harper: “Jeager wants to clock me. I don’t wanna be a bullseye on your butt.”
Beka: “Dammit Harper, you’re gonna get yourself killed! And by the way, that’s *my* ship you’re steering into oblivion, so get your skinny ass back to the hangar deck, *now*!”
Harper: “Oh, now don’t get all sentimental on me boss.”
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Dylan: “I thought you said it was all clear?”
Trance: “It was *then*!”
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“I’m the Captain. I’m always right . . . Except when I’m wrong.”
–Dylan Hunt
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“Another of the universe’s little jokes . . . at our expense.”
–Rev
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“Hey don’t forget- I created her. Now who’s the god?”
–Harper
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Beka: “Don’t get too excited- I’m still not calling you ‘Sir.'”
Dylan: “Oh then I guess ‘Your Majesty’ is out of the question?”
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“Is this the part where we bravely run away?”
–Harper
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“The thing is- as far as the universe is concerned- we’re all bugs! Just hoppin’ along, lovin’ life, until one day fate decides to introduce each and every one of us to our very own, personalized windscreen.”
–Harper
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“You know . . . I can cook too.”
–Tyr
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“You know the old saying: ‘Slipstream- it’s not the best way to travel faster than light, it’s just the only way.'”
–Dylan
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“Who’s telling this story, me or you?”
–Harper
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“If Harper were here, he’d be able to put this map board together with two paper clips and a kiss . . . of course- Harper’s surfing.”
–Trance
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“Do I have a working slipstream drive? Or do I strap the pair of you to a set of oars?”
–Dylan
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“Now if we’re through, I’d like to get back to my troubled mind.”
–Rev Bem
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“Welcome to my ambush!”
–Tyr
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“Yeah, but you like everyone, even people who try to kill you. *Especially* people that try to kill you.”
–Beka
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“Now can we blow them up?”
–Tyr
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“I read the first officer’s job description- playing devil’s advocate is on page three.”
–Beka
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“What if they start shooting? How am I supposed to run in a dress?”
–Beka
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“You saying you’re too smart for me?”
–Harper
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“Oh we have plenty of currency. It’s just that none of it’s . . . current.”
–Dylan
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“Oh, anyone who touches my basketball hoop answers to me personally.”
–Dylan
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“I’m sorry- Captain Hunt has stepped away from his desk. Please leave a message after the tone from the funny little guy- beep!”
–Harper
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“I wish you would stop looking for beauty in things that want to kill us.”
–Tyr
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“Captain on deck!”
“I’ll alert the media.”
–Rommie and Beka
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“Robbed of my superpowers, I will have to rely on mere human ingenuity.”
–Beka
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“Don’t treat me like a child- I am not a child! You are! Or are you? How old are you, Trance? I don’t even know! I don’t know anything about you- where ya from? Who ya working for? Why are you purple?!”
–Beka
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“Once a century. Wow- they get even less action than you, Harper.”
–Beka
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“The were playing Wagner. It’s the most fun I’ve had in about six months.”
–Tyr
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“Fine. I was practically electrocuted- I can still see little dots.”
–Harper
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“So- as the senior medical expert here, I can tell you I am not gonna have a stroke, okay? Now are we through here? I don’t know, Dr. Harper, are we? Yes, I think we are. Uh- meeting adjourned.”
–Harper
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“I can fix everything on board!”
–Harper
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“You’re making seductive overtures to me in a dead language?”
–Rommie
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Beka: “Umm, where’d ya get all the candles?”
Tyr: “I rendered them from the fat of my enemies.”
Beka: “Can’t wait to see the entree.”
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“Any word from our adoring fans?”
–Harper
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“Ladies and germs- on your left: Hastori’s World. Right next to the galaxy’s biggest ball of twine.”
–Harper
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“Harper: the amount of garbage he creates and consumes boggles the mind.”
–Rommie
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“You don’t get it, do you? You harm one hair on her head, and I will come after you. And then you’ll have to kill me. Because I absolutely will not stop until one of us is Magog food.”
–Harper
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“If this is that good cop/bad cop game you were telling me about, isn’t this the part where I’m supposed to play the good cop?”
–Trance
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Harper: “What? You want me to be nice to him?”
Trance: “You’re supposed to be the good guy.”
Harper: “Correction- standing next to you, Beka, Rev, Rommie, Dylan, and . . . uh, well, anyway- then I’m one of the good guys.”
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“Hey, I’m all for spreading good will. And if I’m very lucky, the good will commence any minute now.”
–Harper
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“And you know why? Cause I could get away with it. Because I’m cute!”
–Trance
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“That’s strange, aren’t we forgetting something? Yes, I think we are. Something important. Oh yeah- he killed you!”
–Harper
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Gerentex: “Aren’t you dead?”
Trance: “I got better.”
Gerentex: “Hhmm. Lucky you.”
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“Sadly, I doubt if our beneficent commander would appreciate it if we were to nuke the planet from orbit.”
–Tyr
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“There are two kinds of people in this universe Mr. Harper. The kind with loaded guns, and the kind that open doors. You open doors.”
–Gerentex
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“. . . because if you don’t show each other a little peace, love, and understanding, I’m going to kill you both!”
–Trance
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Andulasia: “Shhhh. I prefer my men strong and silent.”
Trance: “Well then, you won’t like Harper.”
Harper: “Trance, would you . . .”
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“Any thoughts, your purpleness?”
“Signs are hazy- ask again later.”
–Harper and Trance
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“Fire team Bravo asked me to tell you that they have a better plan . . . They wanna go home.”
–Dylan
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“Why ruin the day with a lot of unnecessary bleeding and screaming?”
–Dylan
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“As Harper would say- that would suck.”
–Rev Bem
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“Perhaps the commanding officer would like to ask Tyr why he and his mercenaries are stealing from the relief supplies.”
–Rommie
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“Just remember- he’s pretty to look at. Lovely to hold. But if you break him- consider him sold.”
–Beka
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“Alright everyone- best behavior. You’re all ambassadors for the Commonwealth.”
–Dylan
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“Have you seen my force lance?”
–Dylan
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“So why is it whenever anyone goes on a suicide mission they take my ship?”
“Because it has seat belts.”
–Beka and Dylan
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“She hates you.”
“I know. She’s hot, *and* she’s a good judge of character.”
–Beka and Harper
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“So what if she holds me in utter contempt? At least she’s thinking of me.”
–Harper
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Trance: “And what if they’re not decoys?”
Beka: “Then when we get to the pearly gates, make sure everyone lines up behind Rev- he’s got spin control.”
Rev: “I’ll see what I can do.”
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Tyr: “Shall we dance, Master Harper?”
Harper: “You do care.”
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“What do you mean you don’t recognize me? I’m you!”
–Rommie
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Harper: “Wait! Wai- wai- wai- wait. I was thinking . . . maybe they’re not so tough, ya know? Maybe- uh- maybe we can take them in hand to hand combat. What do ya think?”
Tyr: “That’s my *boy*!”
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“Why is it that whenever I start to become optimistic, you become a pessimist?”
–Beka
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Harper: “It’s half mystical mumbo jumbo, half putrid poetry, and half bad math.”
Rommie: “That’s three halves.”
Harper: “Like I said- bad math.”
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“Hey- I’m choosy about who I work for, ya know.”
–Harper
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“Do I strike you as some sort of starry-eyed dreamer?”
–Beka
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“Harper, I saved your skin before and I’ll save it again. But you’ve got to get off my back, or so help me I will drop you back on that trash heap where I found you.”
–Beka
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“Did you wake up insane? Or was it a slow onset?”
–Beka
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“We are here. On your left would be a black hole we’ll call, say, uh, ‘rock’. And on your right: one we’ll call ‘hard place’.”
–Harper
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“Tarn Vedra’s been lost for over 300 years. We do not have to find it this morning.”
–Dylan
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“Tell me there’s an afterlife for androids. And that all good cyborgs go to heaven.”
–Gabriel
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“So- permission to chop yourself into little pieces is officially denied.”
–Dylan
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Dylan: “There’s only one way to deal with terrorists- locate their base of operations and destroy them.”
Tyr: “I love that answer, Captain Hunt.”
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“Hey- I finally got you in my bed.”
–Harper
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“Oh please- don’t make me puke! Oh, this is so nice, I swear there’s a song in here somewhere. Something about choosing love over duty. Oh wait- let me get my concertina.”
–Harper
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“Actually ‘love is your sandwich’, but thanks for playing.”
–Beka
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Dylan: “Trance, that’s Iridano sign language. And I think you just made a rather naughty suggestion to Harper.”
Trance: “Oh well- fair is fair. Harper made a rather naughty suggestion to nearly half the women there at the reception. Without success I might add.”
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“Okay. Alright. I know when I’m not wanted. I usually don’t listen, but I know.”
–Harper
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“I love physics.”
–Harper